THE ONE TRUE RETARDED THREAD

1. 2017-10-23 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   meth rattex triangles
2. 2017-10-27 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh fuck I'm high as shit NIGGA
3. 2017-10-27 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got a new couch, I'm having my first ever stoned couch potato night, watching YouTube videos and the shows on TV, snacking hard lol.
   
   This is fun. I'm happy.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
4. 2017-10-27 at 2 AM UTC

   #104
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   COUCH POTATO
   
   What typa videos are you partaking in?
5. 2017-10-27 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A lot of Time and Eric
   
   Lots of rap videos
   
   Lots of weird shit from /r/deepintoyoutube
6. 2017-10-27 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #106
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Marshall Mathers LP
7. 2017-10-27 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I ordered pineapple on my pizza, it tastes good high
8. 2017-10-27 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #108
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I ordered pineapple on my pizza, it tastes good high

   
   It tastes good always.
9. 2017-10-27 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery It tastes good always.

   
   Meh I don't usually like to mix sweet and savoury
10. 2017-10-27 at 5:39 AM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Welcome to addiction Captain Falcon!
11. 2017-10-27 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #111
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    What should I do on my vacation
12. 2017-10-27 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency What should I do on my vacation

    
    -Jack off
    -Wear old stretched white t shirts
    -Get the $6 sub of the day at Subway. Everyday.
    -Go to the dollar store and get energy drinks
    -Ride scooters with the neighborhood kids
13. 2017-10-27 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Welcome to addiction Captain Falcon!

    
    I don't think I'm addicted. I hadn't been high for a week prior
14. 2017-10-27 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency What should I do on my vacation

    
    Mass shooting
15. 2017-10-27 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #115
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Mass shooting

    
    Inb4 bump fire ban
16. 2017-10-27 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #116
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I don't think I'm addicted. I hadn't been high for a week prior

    
    Either you're lying now or you lied to me earlier about being high.
17. 2017-10-27 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #117
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We should stone the paki
18. 2017-10-27 at 8:53 PM UTC

    #118
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    how could u say that about mmQ :(
19. 2017-10-27 at 8:56 PM UTC

    #119
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Either you're lying now or you lied to me earlier about being high.

    Ok not quite a week but 5ish days. I did dabs and shit on the last Saturday
20. 2017-10-27 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash We should stone the paki

    
    No need, I'll get stoned for you.
    
    *Pops gummy*