Bombing a hospital nursery

1. 2017-10-25 at 7:32 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm trying to think of the most fucked up thing I could do to make national news and cause moral distress for normies. I've settled on bombing a hospital nursery to hopefully kill 20+ babies at once. I have a question about logistics. Will the hospital staff just let me walk in there with a backpack full of high explosives if I pretend to be a new father? If not, how else can I get the bomb in there?
2. 2017-10-25 at 7:53 AM UTC

   #2
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   You've been talking about killing people for almost a year now. Quit talking and start doing. Pussy.
3. 2017-10-25 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   if you're a woman you can ram it right up your clunge and 'give birth' once you're in there
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4. 2017-10-25 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #4
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra if you're a woman you can ram it right up your clunge and 'give birth' once you're in there

   
   that.
   
   have a sex change. dress in drag. cram about 30 pounds of C4 up your brand new pussy with a nice long fuse. light fuse in parking lot. walk the rest of the way.
5. 2017-10-25 at 5:58 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   just wrap your healthy 9lbs HE with the things they usually wrap babies with and you'll be fine.
6. 2017-10-25 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #6
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Op isn't going to do shit
7. 2017-10-26 at 3:41 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Let the record show, Your Honor, that I reported this thread to the Administrator, one Lan Rogers (aka Lan-Lan, Lannykins, Lanny, Sport, etc...) and he willfully chose to leave it unmolested and allowed discussion to continue. I rest my case, Your Worship.
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8. 2017-10-26 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   heavy syrup sipper bitch im a gangsta
9. 2017-10-26 at 4:13 AM UTC

   #9
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Let the record show, Your Honor, that I reported this thread to the Administrator, one Lan Rogers (aka Lan-Lan, Lannykins, Lanny, Sport, etc…) and he willfully chose to leave it unmolested and allowed discussion to continue. I rest my case, Your Worship.

   
   permission to cross examine the shit out of this wittness.
10. 2017-10-26 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    op wont do shit and never has
11. 2017-10-26 at 1:29 PM UTC

    #11
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OP is just trying too get arrested.
12. 2017-10-26 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #12
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    More like trying to get the domain seized, or a subpoena issued. I call them heat bags.
13. 2017-10-26 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    You should go to a prenatal yoga class and kill 20 pregnant women instead. You're a terrible person for even thinking about doing this.
14. 2017-10-26 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #14
    

    HTS highlight reel
    Just charge in with the explosives. Doesn't matter if they'll "let you" if they can't catch you. ;)
15. 2017-10-26 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #15
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by just one more mongol op wont do shit and never has

    
    Krojas krew
16. 2017-10-28 at 5:38 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Madman You should go to a prenatal yoga class and kill 20 pregnant women instead. You're a terrible person for even thinking about doing this.

    
    This is a way better idea. SWIM will be doing this instead.
17. 2017-10-31 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #17
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    It's a horible thing to kill a lot of babies all at once. Even if they don't like you.
18. 2017-10-31 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #18
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by SBTlauien It's a horible thing to kill a lot of babies all at once. Even if they don't like you.

    
    So, like, one or two, spaced out, would be fine??
19. 2017-10-31 at 4:07 AM UTC

    #19
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL So, like, one or two, spaced out, would be fine??

    
    We won't derail this into a serial killer thread...
20. 2017-10-31 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by SBTlauien We won't derail this into a serial killer thread…

    
    Yeah, we don't want to corrupt the discussion about blowing up newborns.
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