2017-10-24 at 6:23 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You're still stewing on that, are you?
2017-10-24 at 6:27 PM UTC
Nah I make my stews in the toaster oven.
2017-10-24 at 7:01 PM UTC
like thousands i own a microwave manufacturing plant
2017-10-25 at 2:02 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Y'all ever microwave ants or flies?
2017-10-25 at 2:39 AM UTC
Ah hell, fine. Yeah I gots me a micrawave and Iim damn proud of 'er too. Real wrangler that one let me tell yew.
What?
Nah fuck you cowboy I ain't tellin you 'er name ya god damn sniveling snake in the bush. Mind yer stuff!
2017-10-25 at 4:20 AM UTC
One microwave for every room in my house
2017-10-25 at 6:40 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I took the magnetron out and hooked it up to a car battery with a voltage multiplier circuit
now I can take it with me and microwave anything, anytime, anywhere