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Need to fall in love again

  1. #1
    After this past week of hitting up cuties, I realized that I hate casual sex. I picked up fucked 4 cuties over the past week from Tinder and it was so repulsively hollow. I felt disgusted with myself after each time. I don't want one night stands. I want a partner. I guess I'm getting to be that age. I need a woman to take my hand and never let go.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You should try to strangulate yourself during masturbation.

    It's the next step
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    Lol yeah I need a woman to take my hand and never let go and also never be annoying never be jealous never make stupid financial decisions never lie to me but let me lie to her etc
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon After this past week of hitting up cuties, I realized that I hate casual sex. I picked up fucked 4 cuties over the past week from Tinder and it was so repulsively hollow. I felt disgusted with myself after each time. I don't want one night stands. I want a partner. I guess I'm getting to be that age. I need a woman to take my hand and never let go.

    youre as bad as Bill Krozby, trying too hard to convince other people that the only sexual intimacy you enjoy is when its a dick throttling the most sensitive parts of your lower digestive tract.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock youre as bad as Bill Krozby, trying too hard to convince other people that the only sexual intimacy you enjoy is when its a dick throttling the most sensitive parts of your lower digestive tract.

    One of the cutiest I banged was trans, super adorable
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    being in love can be a real nightmare too tho.



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  7. #7
    Originally posted by NARCassist being in love can be a real nightmare too tho.

    Eh. It's a challenge but if you just gotta find someone worth overcoming the challenges for.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i know, am currently in the middle of a huge challenge right now and its doing my nut in.



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    What about when you spend some years thinking a challenge is worth it then you realize it's totally not but what chu wanna do start from scratch? But you have to.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Wait.. at last count, you were head over heels in love with some new man? What gives?
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    He cannot bring the Mandir to a man.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lol yeah I need a woman to take my hand and never let go and also never be annoying never be jealous never make stupid financial decisions never lie to me but let me lie to her etc

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    bitch gon lie
  13. #13
    Bruh.

    Don't ever love these hoes.

  14. #14
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lol yeah I need a woman to take my hand and never let go and also never be annoying never be jealous never make stupid financial decisions never lie to me but let me lie to her etc

    Tbh all I really want is someone who is honest with me, because I always try to be honest in my relationship, and someone who can be rational and reasonable.

    I'm very willing to accept my mistakes, provided that your complaint is reasonable, and I want someone who can do the same. I want the two of us to be on equal footing. That's all I ask. Be honest, foster a relationship of mutual respect, and be willing to improve, as I am.
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    What I don't like is women who basically ask you to eat shit and still play the victim, like everything they do has a good reason (including shit reasons like "I feel..." statements) but you're a fucking monster for all your faults. Your feelings don't matter but her feelings do.

    Let me give you a scenario:

    Imagine you have a girlfriend (quite challenging, I know).

    You wake up in the middle of the night to find your GF's back to you, and the dim glow of a cell phone screen hidden from your view. You say "Hey Bethaniqua, what are you up to?"

    She quickly locks the phone, turns back to you and smiles as if to show that nothing's going on. "What's up?"

    Next morning, you wake up and you're suspicious. But you do nothing. You wait. The same type of thing then happens a further 5 times. You talk to her about it: "Bethaniqua, I'm very uncomfortable about the fact that you're on your phone late at night and you hastily lock it and pretend nothing is happening when I wake up. Is something going on?"

    Bethaniqua: "Don't worry, I'm just playing games on my phone because I can't sleep."

    You: "Ok sweetheart."

    You are still suspicious. You wait for her to get into the shower, pick up her phone, and look and behold, she's been texting the guy who hits on her at her job.

    You confront her with this evidence.

    - You're just being paranoid
    - You're so insecure
    - He's just a friend
    - You're a piece of shit for snooping and not trusting her

    You bring up that she has been flirting with him and he's been talking dirty to her and it makes you uncomfortable.

    - It's not her fault he's talking to her that way
    - She can't tell him to fuck off because it would make it weird at work
    - She didn't mean to be flirty, it just looks that way because she's trying to be polite

    Ok so why late at night? Why not tell you about it? Why keep it a secret and hide it?

    - Because she can't sleep so that's when she does it
    - Because you're insecure and she doesn't want to upset you

    So basically, fuck you you dumb ass hole. Nothing is ever her fault. It's all your fault. Your fault for not liking it, double your fault for not liking that she's hiding it.

    This is a completely fictional scenario but I'm sure you've all had bitches like that and can relate. Basically, narcissistic cunts.

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    thinking abt getting ppl to pay me to teach theyre gyal to build up zoots
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    1 time i got this gyal to buy me silver spliff papers from the shop and she turnt into a tranny now so i think i am quailificated to teach most femalle how to roll
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    I feel like all the reasonable and rational bitches have to be taken, even at our age. I imagine they're the type to NOT roll through relationships like one rolls through the seasons. They stay in them because they have been able to discuss their problems without throwing a shitfit drama fest.

    The only reasonable answer is to adopt a 3 year old girl and groom them into the perfect wife. right sophie?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Let me give you a scenario:

    That shouldn't bother you really. It's not your fault most people in this world are pieces of shit. The easy answer was to just throw her dumb ass into the street and carry on, assured that you are much better off on your own than teamed up with a backstabbing bitch, son. You let people get to you much too easily, and that is something you need to work on.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    be careful
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