2016-09-02 at 2:41 AM UTC
Or a bunker. My idea is pay some illegals or homeless to help you build it and make them wear blindfolds during the ride out there and back. Have some tree cover and/or camo so it won't get spotted by planes or satellites.
2016-09-02 at 3:27 AM UTC
I built a shack behind dairy queen once
2016-09-02 at 4:31 AM UTC
And then what? Why does it have to be secret? EXPOUND YOU FUCKING NIGGER.
2016-09-02 at 5:03 AM UTC
To go out there and chill, barbecue, grow some weed, whatever. It has to be secret because it's probably technically illegal, and so assholes don't trash it, and plus you can also have a bug out place to go if there was an apocalypse.
2016-09-03 at 9:54 PM UTC
can u migrate north and stay up all night watching for tiger plants
2016-09-04 at 12:32 AM UTC
Get 100gallon of hydrochloric acid and 100lbs of zinc nails and a bunch of copper wire to make a ghetto battery. great for lightbulbs. also it help if you can run lightbulbs off 9volt batteries.. trying to pack A meth pipe by moonlight is no easy feat.
2016-09-06 at 9:31 AM UTC
Use Google maps and find some nice woodland space where some person or their dog won't stumble upon you. Then you can jerk it to your weird fetish porn in peace, ya freak.
2016-09-06 at 12:20 PM UTC
hire a bunch of niggers and illegal immigrants. take away their cell phones and make them live in tents until the shack is finished then kill them all and feed them to the local wildlife.
2016-09-07 at 6:57 AM UTC
Build a cabin out of scrap, OP. Lots of scrap wood and metal to go around. Only thing you'll really need are quality tools and something like 4-6 months of fair weather. You can do it alone, too.
Been planning something like this myself and the only real expense would be solar panels + batteries, which would come up to around a 1000$-2000$ right now. Then I'd just get scrap wood and metal and cobble everything together with whatever is at hand. Building into a hill is great idea because it's safer and at least half of your house has great insulation.
Ive found cold weather to be the biggest problem. It needs the most work to be done (insulation, getting warm water, etc.). Everything else can be taken care of.
2016-09-07 at 4:06 PM UTC
theres a reason people used coal fires up until the 1800s and why they are banned in lots of places.
2016-09-09 at 12:08 AM UTC
push dumpster into woods
live in dumpster
2016-12-31 at 3:57 AM UTC
What do you do with your car when you're in the cabin? My Prius seems vulnerable to vandalism, it may be due to the various pro-Israel bumper stickers I have, people are anti-semites.
2017-01-17 at 4:16 AM UTC
go in a a bandon buildin and board all the windowss
2017-01-25 at 4:56 AM UTC
Hidden in a valley beside an open stream- This will be the type of place where you will find your dream.
