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Tort is one of those stolen valor fags

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    why do you lie about going into the navy, having a history degree, and working at a pizza place? Did you get your degree by crying to navy videos on the history channel while eating pizza on your grandfathers couch?

    Maybe you and hts should bunk together so he can pretend to be a woman and you can pretend to be a military husband. Seems like a match made in heaven to me.



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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    tort is a nowhere man
    //thread
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    Bill Krozby is a fuckboy whose greatest ambition is to start a $20,000 hot dog stand. He sure has aimed high in life.
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    Like if Bill Krozby overdosed on drugs right in front of me and was dying, I would make the conscious decision not to help him. The world would be no different for the lack of one fuckboy. His maximum output potential is to make hotdogs. Think on that for a bit. He's just one more faggot on the highway and the sidewalk, getting in the way. He is utterly unnecessary for the function of society.
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    Let's talk about Me instead
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    TORTILLA Houston
    Maybe if I ignore this like Bill Krozby did to the hotdog thread about him it will go away. Well, thats a common tactic among beta males (fuccboi's) which I have no desire to emulate.

    Earlier this week I defined a fuccboi as follows:
    What we are witnessing here ladies and gentlemen is what i call, The Art of the Fuccboi. I am a leading expert on studying these people. It's a severe mental illness, whereby an individual lives in a false reality, saying and believing things that just aren't true

    Exhibit A:

    Maybe you and hts should bunk together so he can pretend to be a woman and you can pretend to be a military husband. Seems like a match made in heaven to me.

    This, commin from the guy who gets screen capped doin stuff like this for hts at 2am on a Monday night .


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    Like if Bill Krozby overdosed on drugs right in front of me and was dying, I would make the conscious decision not to help him. The world would be no different for the lack of one fuckboy. His maximum output potential is to make hotdogs. Think on that for a bit. He's just one more faggot on the highway and the sidewalk, getting in the way. He is utterly unnecessary for the function of society.


    neither are you. and you dont even know what fuckboy means, faggot
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    neither are you. and you dont even know what fuckboy means, faggot
    Fuckboy:
    -noun-

    A member of the species Bill Krozbylerisa Fuckboynidae, the fuckboy, a creature often found in the urban jungle, relies on his momma for sustenance and yet does not respect women, spending most of his time spinning false tales of sexual promiscuity.

    And you're wrong, the world economy would literally collapse if I died tomorrow.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Like if Bill Krozby overdosed on drugs right in front of me and was dying, I would make the conscious decision not to help him. The world would be no different for the lack of one fuckboy. His maximum output potential is to make hotdogs. Think on that for a bit. He's just one more faggot on the highway and the sidewalk, getting in the way. He is utterly unnecessary for the function of society.


    I think making hot dogs is fun and theres money to be made in it. I think you're butt hurt because you tried to placate me into thinking you could help me out financially and I didn't buy into it.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Maybe if I ignore this like Bill Krozby did to the hotdog thread about him it will go away. Well, thats a common tactic among beta males (fuccboi's) which I have no desire to emulate.

    Earlier this week I defined a fuccboi as follows:


    Exhibit A:



    This, commin from the guy who gets screen capped doin stuff like this for hts at 2am on a Monday night .



    Tort would know a thing or two about being a beta male, he often drops hints about how he's going to kill himself and mentions how he's to afraid to hit on women online.

    Anyways you guys got completely off topic, this thread isnt about me there is already plenty of threads about me (tort loves to collect pictures of my penis). Why do you lie so much tort?
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    I think making hot dogs is fun and theres money to be made in it. I think you're butt hurt because you tried to placate me into thinking you could help me out financially and I didn't buy into it.
    My only objective was to expose your utter laco of a business plan, because you are the kind of faggot who will spend mama's money on "giving something a go".
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Is fuckboy/fuccboi a britishism? I feel like it's something only the English could ever come up with
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Is fuckboy/fuccboi a britishism? I feel like it's something only the English could ever come up with

    pretty sure it originally was a gay porn slang/category/genre
    but then it became more widespread and it was apparent it was a newfangled slang word used by the lowest bottom of the barrel current generation schlingnutters
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My only objective was to expose your utter laco of a business plan, because you are the kind of faggot who will spend mama's money on "giving something a go".


    I have a business plan
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    I have a business plan

    No you don't.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^yes i do
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    tort was in the navy? that means he was a seaman

    tort...whatd you do in the navy?
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    ^yes i do
    Prove it, or no you don't faggot.

    Inb4"you'll steal the top secret plan of opening up a hotdog stand in Texas".
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    Let's talk about Me instead


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