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  1. #21
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock if i ate 3 meals a day totaling 1500 calories id literally die.

    but then you shit out like ... 90% of the calories you eat.

    let me ask you :

    does your body produce 11.63 watt/hour/day ?????
  2. #22
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader doesnt make sense becos your eating as much as you burn off.

    when people want to lose weight, they eat less than what their body needs to survive doing nothing and then work out some more.

    I should be burning off more calories than I'm eating. According to online calorie calculators and my calculations, I should be losing about 2lbs a week. However, I started lifting weights, and doing so in my entire upper body, so I am putting on muscle mass and water weight. I'm only losing about 1lb a week right now.
  3. #23
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Grimace I was click-baited and I feel a certain kind of way towards you for that.

    oh so ... like you dont like what you read and so now you claim to have been textually assaulted ????

    do you know what they call the boy who cried rape ????
  4. #24
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader but then you shit out like … 90% of the calories you eat.

    No, calories are just a unit of energy. You only lose them by burning them off.
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    Originally posted by Grimace Wow your thread title and the OP is two totally different things. I was click-baited and I feel a certain kind of way towards you for that.

    Anyway, I don't even know what you're legit asking. You seem to be rambling, using this as a diary entry more than a question/answer based forum. Ask a question. Please.

    Any suggestions on how to make life easier living in the Bay Area where every fucking thing is a competition for making the most money and having the greatest virtual product out there?

    Originally posted by infinityshock kill yourself. youll never get any older

    Thanks, Infi

    I couldn't get through the day without a big brother verbal beatdown regarding less whining and more wrist cutting.
  6. #26
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by SBTlauien No, calories are just a unit of energy. You only lose them by burning them off.

    yes, units of energy stored in chemical compounds known as FOOD.

    and no, you can lose calories from the food you eat when your stomach and gastro intestinal systems are not digesting them and turning them into fuels that your body can burn.

    and these undigested chemical compounds that store units of energies go straight thru your body and exit out thru your asshole.
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I'm not posting any pictures of myself.

    post them anyway.
  8. #28
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    just kill yourself and you wont have to get old
  9. #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader do you know what they call the boy who cried rape ????

    Bill Krozby??



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  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist Bill Krozby??



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    I dont know why everyone keeps "mistaking" me for benny we have nothing in common and he has a tiny dick
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Dissociator just kill yourself and you wont have to get old

    The Mellials want the elders to off themselves. as do the wealthy old 90 year old 1%

    one by one.. jumping off bridges and buildings.

    Go look at the Golden Gate Bridge Jumpers documentary on youtube. they sit there waiting for a Jumper and they have multiple ones doing it without trying to stop them. they figure.. hey, they're going to Jump.. so I'm going to document it. Like some kind of self provisional scriber.
  12. #32
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I dont know why everyone keeps "mistaking" me for benny we have nothing in common and he has a tiny dick

    if you had a choice ... would you rather all the nutrients that you eat went to your brain instead of your dick ????
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 The Mellials want the elders to off themselves.

    offing yourself is definitely a better choice, at least someone'd discover your body.

    in japan they have this thing called lonely death where old people, and sometimes young people too, died alone in their apartment and remain undiscovered for days and months and in some extreme cases

    ... years.
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I know I will never find anyway of becoming wealthy. I have become at my age incapable of finding something new and original to sell.

    You shouldn't write yourself off; I think you could if it was something you really wanted to do. You're never too old to innovate or invent, if I can borrow a few shit buzzwords to make the point.

    I'v thought about my future. I'v heard of people digging holes in parks (like a state or federal park. I know it's probably frowned upon, but got damn it, I too am an American. and I'm not building atop the soil but instead creating a subterainian structure and then build a roof and throw soil content back down. I will do it without disturbing the plants or natural spring flows. I will monitor where I dig down into. and I will build a temporary shed structure like a tough shed. I will build it near a river so I can collect water just like a Camper.

    Pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, and getting crushed to death is not a way to go that I'd want to entertain.

    I'm not sure when I will chose to venture off in doing this. but it would be an experience. maybe run a live feed on tinychat and post on this nigga site.

    Do it if it's something you want to try. You could be a less obnoxious greyfox with weirdly flamboyant masks...

    I'm not as far along as you but I'm nervous about getting old too. maybe more nervous about not getting old considering I think things are likely to get awful before then, but it's a toss-up really
  15. #35
    Originally posted by aldra You shouldn't write yourself off; I think you could if it was something you really wanted to do. You're never too old to innovate or invent, if I can borrow a few shit buzzwords to make the point.



    I could invent something catchy like the pet rock. maybe something like "Instant Closure" a box you you whisper a wish of all bad things into it, press a button to watch the box light up and close. it never opens again, trapping all of the things forever. but if you want one of those things to be released because you made a mistake, it will cost you like 5 bucks for a key to be sent.

    Originally posted by aldra Pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, and getting crushed to death is not a way to go that I'd want to entertain.

    I was thinking of just digging a square hole.. level, throw a tuff shed in there (though they do cost a ton of money) and concrete the four walls.. then maybe simple.. place joice across every 16 inches, plywood and paint the top of the plywood with one of those weatherproof rubber coating paint, then cut a square into the top, with a ladder into the tuff shed and on top where the hole is cut, create a tree trunk/stump like Hogan's Heros. where it opens up sideways like a door. and a video parascope to make sure bears or rangers aren't outside. or any other annoying animal or people of interest.



    Originally posted by aldra Do it if it's something you want to try. You could be a less obnoxious greyfox with weirdly flamboyant masks…

    I'm not as far along as you but I'm nervous about getting old too. maybe more nervous about not getting old considering I think things are likely to get awful before then, but it's a toss-up really

    hmmm greyfox.

    G 6 FOX 666

    as for being right behind me in age.. be my neighbor. we could pull elaborate pranks on campers. like create a 3D video camera (using 3 cameras?) and one of those hard to see black grid screens that are invisible in the dark.. then place mics and speakers all over the place and get peoples reaction to UFO, Ghost etc. or not.
  16. #36
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I could invent something catchy like the pet rock.

    i'll give you an idea :

    VagCum cleaner. Now you wont have to orally clean your prostitute out. works on any standard USB-5Volt-1Amp outlet.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by benny vader i'll give you an idea :

    VagCum cleaner. Now you wont have to orally clean your prostitute out. works on any standard USB-5Volt-1Amp outlet.

    Umm.. first off Im not a gay homo sex-a-male

    and second. your prostate is attached to your bladder like a donut of sort.. with the bladder being like a donut hole.. im guessing. it's deep inside flesh walls and fat and nerves and things.

    there is no literal way to get to it to clean it without invasive procedures of cutting through inches of flesh and muscle.

    yer dumb
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  18. #38
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Umm.. first off Im not a gay homo sex-a-male

    and second. your prostate is attached to your bladder like a donut of sort.. with the bladder being like a donut hole.. im guessing. it's deep inside flesh walls and fat and nerves and things.

    there is no literal way to get to it to clean it without invasive procedures of cutting through inches of flesh and muscle.

    yer dumb

    its to clean out of the vagina that you'd came into.
  19. #39
    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I am fat. Way too much fat on my body. But I'm burning it off.

    I don't call everyone fat. Most people look fine.

    u colled all ur co workers fat u called me fat u called enter fat and u called sum1 else on here fat %^ you also never make a post without posting ur weight cus ur just struggling fro ways to put urself above others
  20. #40
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Umm.. first off Im not a gay homo sex-a-male

    and second. your prostate is attached to your bladder like a donut of sort.. with the bladder being like a donut hole.. im guessing. it's deep inside flesh walls and fat and nerves and things.

    there is no literal way to get to it to clean it without invasive procedures of cutting through inches of flesh and muscle.

    yer dumb

    thanked coz you made me lol so much you fucking nut



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