THE ONE TRUE RETARDED THREAD

1. 2017-10-13 at 8:39 AM UTC

   #61
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol u ever see a cute ass shorty who you like so much you fantasize about marrying her and having her meet your parents? Gal Gadot
   
   
   
   I'd wife her jedi ass

   
   I already claimed that jediess in the "pictures of hot chicks" thread. I even tattooed my birthday on her forearm so she never forgets.
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2. 2017-10-13 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #62
   RestStop Space Nigga
   9/11...never forget.
3. 2017-10-13 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #63
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol u ever see a cute ass shorty who you like so much you fantasize about marrying her and having her meet your parents? Gal Gadot
   
   
   
   I'd wife her jedi ass

   
   I would put my crumpet in her roight propa.
4. 2017-10-13 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Wtf does MeiMei mean? One of my best friends in hs was named MayMay… hrmmmm.

   
   Little sister. Chinese has different words for older/younger family members and also paternal/maternal sides of the family. Older sister would be jiejie.
5. 2017-10-13 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #65
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I am now officially changing the slang term for meff to "Go Hard". This has been a public service announcement from your resident scum fuck poster RestStop and I approve this message.
6. 2017-10-13 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hitting up bitches on Tinder high, wish me luck on my deep dive for pussy boiz
7. 2017-10-13 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #67
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Are you today's date cuz babe youre totally 10/13
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8. 2017-10-13 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Are you today's date cuz babe youre totally 10/13

   
   Fucking LOL
9. 2017-10-13 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #69
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Are you today's date cuz babe youre totally 10/13

   
   Excuse me. Is your Dad a thief? Because I saw him stealing from Wal-Mart last week.
10. 2017-10-13 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Baby is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you're wearing a burka that could be used to hide a bomb.
11. 2017-10-18 at 11:16 AM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, this retarded retarded fred ain't even got google ranking
    
    
    
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    Even if you win gold at the Special Olympics you're still retarded.
12. 2017-10-20 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
13. 2017-10-20 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #73
    RestStop Space Nigga
    So I just started dating this one girl from the community college and she lives with/is super close with her uncle. He is sending me flirty messages and texts what do I do?
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14. 2017-10-20 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #74
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop So I just started dating this one girl from the community college and she lives with/is super close with her uncle. He is sending me flirty messages and texts what do I do?

    
    
15. 2017-10-20 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #75
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^ that nigga is ugly AF fam.
16. 2017-10-21 at 6 AM UTC

    #76
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    
    I wonder how long it takes for them to make an episode
17. 2017-10-21 at 6:02 AM UTC

    #77
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Idk but that show is fucking retarded...so it definitely fits in this thread. If I ever saw either of them IRL I'd be like "You's some fuck niggaz".
18. 2017-10-21 at 6:05 AM UTC

    #78
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
19. 2017-10-21 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #79
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    ok what show
20. 2017-10-21 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #80
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop So I just started dating this one girl from the community college and she lives with/is super close with her uncle. He is sending me flirty messages and texts what do I do?

    
    Flirt back nigga
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