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Which of these animals have you seen dead irl?

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A horse

    A rabbit

    A squirrel

    A snake

    A sheep

    A bear

    A falcon

    A porcupine

    A turtle

    A yak


  2. #2
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Rabbit and squirrel.
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Squirrel on a daily basis. Snakes and turtles
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Rabbit and squirrel.

    Wait no I meant rabbit and snake. I don't think I've seen a dead squirrel. I was thinking about whether or not I have, and I Freudian slipped.
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    all of the above...but the 'yak' im not sure about. it was in a shitty little mudslime country and was in some dudes 'barn'...and im only using the term barn because 'agglomeration of metal sheets, cardboard boxes, and stolen road signs nailed together' isnt a word anywhere in the english language. it was in a pile haphazardly covered with cloth of some sort and garbage, didnt smell at all, and looked like a mummy. the translator wasnt the best of translators into english so it was either a yak, water buffalo, or something that was the spawn of a yak and cow...like when horses and donkeys make babies.

    now for bonus points...of that list of animals, what ones have you personally MADE dead irl...
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Wait no I meant rabbit and snake. I don't think I've seen a dead squirrel. I was thinking about whether or not I have, and I Freudian slipped.

    you wanna see a dead sqwurl? how bout 7 of them in one frame...
  7. #7
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    All of them except a porcupine and a yak.
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Squirrel on a daily basis. Snakes and turtles

    faggot, you have your own pet-sematary in your colon.

    you rape the livestock to death, cram their carcasses up your asshole, then they come back to life to haunt your lower digestive tract and add extra stimulation to the cocks of all the men who plug your pooper with their penises.
  9. #9
    rabbit, squirrel, snake, turtle
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock faggot, you have your own pet-sematary in your colon.

    you rape the livestock to death, cram their carcasses up your asshole, then they come back to life to haunt your lower digestive tract and add extra stimulation to the cocks of all the men who plug your pooper with their penises.

    wow... sounds like you're really well versed in cramming gerbils up your asshole, mr garrison.
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wow… sounds like you're really well versed in cramming gerbils up your asshole, mr garrison.

    gerbils, you wish.

    you have the entire ringling brothers and barnum & bailey circus performing up your ass.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock gerbils, you wish.

    you have the entire ringling brothers and barnum & bailey circus performing up your ass.

    source?
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock gerbils, you wish.

    you have the entire ringling brothers and barnum & bailey circus performing up your ass.

    you would know a thing or two about circus's considering when you were a child your favorite ride was your gay uncles giving you rides on the cock carousel
  14. #14
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I assume all of us here have seen at least one dead human before(funeral home if nothing else.) The most dangerous animal of them all. I know it's tradition and what not but even still I always thought it was morbid and even down right sick to purposely prop up a dead person in front of a room to look at their corpse...I mean no, anyway you cut it it's completely fucked.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RestStop I assume all of us here have seen at least one dead human before(funeral home if nothing else.) The most dangerous animal of them all. I know it's tradition and what not but even still I always thought it was morbid and even down right sick to purposely prop up a dead person in front of a room to look at their corpse…I mean no, anyway you cut it it's completely fucked.

    Yeah I've only seen one dead body and it was my older cousin and it was pretty bizarre, I wasn't sad or anything because I wasn't close to him and hadn't seen him In ten years, but I was kind of freaked out when I saw him, I reached out and touched his face though.

    I feel like an empathetic person but I actually was way more upset over my cat dying than him which I know sounds shitty.
    But I buried him at the park across the street from me because I didn't want him to be cremated with a dozen other cats.


  16. #16
    RestStop Space Nigga
    ^Nah it's not shitty at all really. I remember the very first funeral I went to was also an estranged cousin of mine who I hadn't seen in ages and I was actually pissed off and didn't give a fuck because I had some epic plans that day and I had to feel sorry for this sack of shit who blowed his brains out over something stupid I'm sure. I know that sounds insensitive and selfish but shit so was his sorry ass the moment he decided to derail everyone's day.
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How about these:

    A camel

    A liserd

    An alliGAYtor

    A monkey

    A chikin

    A rat

    A raccoon

    A mountain lion

    A buffalo

    A bat
  18. #18
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    liserd, chicken, rat, and raccoon.
  19. #19
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when i was younger there were some waste grounds near our estate that the pikeys used to keep horses on. we were fucking about over there one time and come across a dead horse that was half rotted away. we could smell it long before we came across it.



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  20. #20
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by mmQ A turtle

    do tortoises count ????
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