2017-10-10 at 6:07 PM UTC
I often cup my balls or scratch the base of my dick when I scroll through threads and read your posts.
2017-10-10 at 6:08 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
That's pretty weird, man.
2017-10-10 at 6:10 PM UTC
I'm gently fondling my asshole right now.
2017-10-10 at 6:15 PM UTC
Oops, just slipped a finger in.
2017-10-10 at 6:16 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
*touches butthole, touches keyboard and mouse*
2017-10-10 at 6:18 PM UTC
I'm on a phone. I can stroke my prostate in the same rhythm that I type. Which I do.
You're basically fucking me by reading this.
2017-10-10 at 6:19 PM UTC
Yet you don't stop reading, do you?
2017-10-10 at 6:22 PM UTC
It was just a fantasy, anyway. I'm actually a girl.