2017-10-10 at 11:40 AM UTC
I don't know any girls at all, and I'm depressed and it sucks. :( I hate my life.
Inb4 "find happiness without girls bro". That's easy for you to say -- I guarantee you get laid more than me.
2017-10-10 at 11:41 AM UTC
Get a job
Get fired for sexual harassment
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2017-10-10 at 11:55 AM UTC
If you're in college, my secret weapon was always gardening club. No joke. Not kidding. All the hottest chicks go to gardening club for some reason. Most of the ass I got in college was from gardening club. They're easy too.
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2017-10-10 at 11:57 AM UTC
Gardening club girls are very accepting of mud
2017-10-10 at 11:59 AM UTC
become a serial killer and some girls will surely become obsessed with you
2017-10-10 at 12:07 PM UTC
post your pic so we can judge you
2017-10-10 at 1:49 PM UTC
Lol Enter, are you an incel?
2017-10-10 at 2:14 PM UTC
Ok, here is what you can do.
Get in shape, look good n shit and then join a Yoga course or something like that. You can do it without looking good but it's good to have confidence. Enjoy yourself. Crack jokes n shit. There might be other dudes already, it's important not to compete with them. Casually bro it up with them, y'know. There's enough pussy for everyone. Then, well, socialize? It works for other people so you can give something like that a try.
Orrr... you can go to clubs and prey on drunk chicks. It's a numbers game. Chances are high that you will regret meeting most of the girls you end up with that way but at least you get some experience.
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2017-10-10 at 3:20 PM UTC
They are also not really different from hot chicks. Many of them think they are the shit because they get Bill Krozby'ed so often.
No offense or anything but don't try to develop a game in your social circle. You have mentioned that you don't know any girls and that's a good thing here. You'd be awkward and probably get hurt.
A really good tip, and I'm serious, is to get a hooker and get real dirty. Just let out your fetishes. Go all in. It is so much easier to keep your cool and be attractive when your nuts aren't about to blow up into a blue cloud of desperation. Every "uhhh..no" and "I got a boyfriend" etc will be 20 bucks you save on drinks that go right into your hookerbank.
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