Dogs that sit right on your crotch

1. 2017-10-08 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Wick Sweat I can't say that's not true for many cats but not all cats are destructive like that. Most cats will at least shed all over the place though. I think having pets is pretty dank but I understand.

   
   I understand Mr Cat
2. 2017-10-08 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #22
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Dogs over cats.
3. 2017-10-08 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't care. I find them noisy, messy, and extremely annoying. Taking in a dog is like taking in a literal human two-year old, that stays a two-year old for 20 years. Who in their right mind would sign up for that? I'll take my chances with the disease.

   
   You a cat man, Spec?
4. 2017-10-08 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Cats are a little better, but they're still filthy and annoying. They piss all over the place, leave fur on all your clothes, stink up your place, tear things up, and they're whiny. Fuck cats. Animals are meant to out in the bush, not in your living room.

   
   
   1. They piss and shit in a box. Always. It's ingrained in them.
   2. Sure, they shed. So do dogs. We shed our skin too. Wonder what your bed looks like under a microscope?
   3. Any animal is bound to cause stink. We, also stink.
   4. Get them a scratching post or a cat tree. Allure them with catnip. Solved.
   5. Whiny. Yes. They are. Needy little things.
5. 2017-10-08 at 6:43 PM UTC

   #25
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Grimace 1. They piss and shit in a box. Always. It's ingrained in them.
   2. Sure, they shed. So do dogs. We shed our skin too. Wonder what your bed looks like under a microscope?
   3. Any animal is bound to cause stink. We, also stink.
   4. Get them a scratching post or a cat tree. Allure them with catnip. Solved.
   5. Whiny. Yes. They are. Needy little things.

   
   If you don't be quiet, panthrax, I'm going to find and eat your cat.
6. 2017-10-08 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If you don't be quiet, panthrax, I'm going to find and eat your cat.

   
   Da fck?
7. 2017-10-08 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Da fck?

   
   Don't worry. I'd use lots of ketchup.
8. 2017-10-08 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Panthrax Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If you don't be quiet, panthrax, I'm going to find and eat your cat.

   
   ?? I didn't say a thing boss
9. 2017-10-08 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #29
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't care. I find them noisy, messy, and extremely annoying. Taking in a dog is like taking in a literal human two-year old, that stays a two-year old for 20 years. Who in their right mind would sign up for that? I'll take my chances with the disease.

   
   which is why i also use dog prostitutes.
10. 2017-10-08 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you don't be quiet, panthrax, I'm going to find and eat your cat.

    
    My eyes are welling up with tears. That was so brutal, Spec. Why would you say that. What did Bandit do to you?
    
    
11. 2017-10-08 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't worry. I'd use lots of ketchup.

    
    Zek would condemn you.
12. 2017-10-08 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    The other day I went to a friends house...started petting his cat felt a wet spongy site. I thought it was just wet hair but I looked a sec later and noticed this huge gash on his left chest. I was scratching an open wound.
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    • Grimace
13. 2017-10-08 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Grimace My eyes are welling up with tears. That was so brutal, Spec. Why would you say that. What did Bandit do to you?
    
    

    
    *takes notice , and writes down your cat's name for future PI situation*
14. 2017-10-08 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Bandit on a bun. Sounds delicious.
15. 2017-10-08 at 7:17 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I might try some mountain lion
    
    But not a poor kitty
16. 2017-10-08 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash *takes notice , and writes down your cat's name for future PI situation*

    
    It's not even its real name you spaghetti ass motherfucker
17. 2017-10-08 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's not even its real name you spaghetti ass motherfucker

    
    I'm growing my spagetti oh's
18. 2017-10-08 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Bandit on a bun. Sounds delicious.

    
    You're a MONSTER!
19. 2017-10-08 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    you don't scare him, kid
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    :)
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