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whats the mott fucked up shit you've seen irl

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    nothing on the internet counts.

    Mine may be pretty tame compared to maybe some of the users here, but a couple of my incidents were once when I was on a bus through albania there were a bunch of police in the road ahead of us so i was quickly trying to figure out what was going on because i had drugs on me so I was looking it up and it turned out a car had just crashed there and we saw two screaming charred corpses in the front seat clear as day super close.

    Another time I was going to a show in SF with a few friends and we smoked a huge blunt on the bay bridge then like at the end of the bridge traffic suddenly stopped. We saw a car crash where no emergency services had gotten to it yet and it was graphic as fuck. One guy was laying dead on the hood of the car with blood dripping off and his (family, I'm assuming) were all just sitting on the side of the road crying.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    they turnt going to fast to rapid
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by bling bling they turnt going to fast to rapid

    Are you fucking retarded?
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    any story not abt cars
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i do one time i seen this guy get licked in the face mans got his face boxed up outside bakers draft and all blood wos comeing out of his facee
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    Once my dog ate my other dog's puppies. She bit one of them in half, and while she was eating his lower half it was kinda sick seeing him crawl along on two legs with his intestines hanging out. It was sorta good when she finished him up and cracked his skull in her jaws.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by bling bling any story not abt cars

    so much grunge
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    As a middle-class person in a first world country i'd say i've lived a pretty horrific trauma free life.
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    I've seen a lot of weird shit. Especially in San Francisco. but no one dying.

    I've heard people shot close by because it's in the paper the next day. One was a cop just up the street from us who raided a house and the guy shot him. he died. one up the street in the projects died or seriously woulded (yeah I lived near a small project of low income half a block away)

    One time we heard pop pop pop, and then right away sirens. a girl came running into our store while the cops chasing the guy in his car back and forth for about an hour.. he just kept coming back to where our store was with his girlfriend screaming inside our store, over and over that the "cops shot my boyfriend" . this was the 1980s. he lived. but we heard the cops fire at him some more on the corner at the end of the mall.

    when I was a kid, I saw a Jet on fire plow into an Apartment complex. we lived 6 blocks away. early 1970s

    the only dead body I can remember seeing outside of a mortuary was an old neighbor of ours died (around the time of the jet crash) his face in the horn and hit a sign pole with the front wheels up on the curb of the sidewalk. I think he had a heart attack. I was walking to school around my 1st grade year.

    The Earthquake aftermath with people having blood on their faces and broken arm where I worked. building in the Marina district with every garage on the bottom floor buckled.

    as I'm typing this Child Abduction on my Emergency Alert

    Amber Alert
    Silver Ford Fusion

    Lic 7RLR145


    San Francisco.


    Lanni you know what to do.. go find them
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i seen a ghost
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    Originally posted by bling bling i seen a ghost

    What bends your perceptions and speech?
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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Amber Alert
    Silver Ford Fusion

    Lic 7RLR145


    San Francisco.


    Lanni you know what to do.. go find them

    Shit bro I know that car. It's in my neighborhood. Just checked, and they're home right now. You'd better come over.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    weird aliens wif long fingers nd longer dongs
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    I once saw a naked homeless man covered in poo poo
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    Originally posted by Enter I once saw a naked homeless man covered in poo poo

    Reflections don't count either.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    each and every post made by Bill Krozby

    /thread
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    Originally posted by infinityshock each and every post made by Bill Krozby

    /thread

    Originally posted by greenplastic nothing on the internet counts.

    So are you saying you saw Bill Krozby make these posts in real life? You're saying you spend the majority of your time in Bill Krozby's room?

    Are you implying you're in a homosexual relationship with Bill Krozby? Is that what you're implying?

    You're definitely saying you suck Bill Krozby's dick on a regular basis, and let him fuck you in the ass with no lube?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter So are you saying you saw Bill Krozby make these posts in real life? You're saying you spend the majority of your time in Bill Krozby's room?

    Are you implying you're in a homosexual relationship with Bill Krozby? Is that what you're implying?

    You're definitely saying you suck Bill Krozby's dick on a regular basis, and let him fuck you in the ass with no lube?

    put down the crackpipe. youre hallucinating.
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    Originally posted by Dargo Shit bro I know that car. It's in my neighborhood. Just checked, and they're home right now. You'd better come over.

    machete in hand. just in case he handcuffs himself to her.. we can just hack it off and beat him over the head with it
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I saw a black guy summer 2016 downtown shoot at some women in front of the donut shop. It was on the news.
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