FUCKING WOW. An actual true life MIRACLE happened yesterday.

1. 2017-10-07 at 12:09 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by mashlehash I read it. To be honest, you sound like…a fucking tool.

   
   like i give a fuck what you think
   
   
   
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2. 2017-10-07 at 12:10 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Didn't read

   
   prolly best, its way too hetero for you anyway.
   
   
   
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3. 2017-10-07 at 12:13 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Wtf I'm so lost
4. 2017-10-07 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by NARCassist i haven't actually done anything, lol, didn't need to hah. its not like i haven't been nicked for just as worse shit in the past anyway, lol.
   
   
   
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   Well yeah, but I'm just saying, if any sort of LEO really keeps any sort of tabs here, they just saw a parolee admit to potentially making plans to threaten some dude's young children with violence or mutilate him, and you took several steps toward the former and only didn't follow through because the guy died. I mean, I find it annoying usually when people say shit about getting put on a list, but damn that really is some shit to admit to on a forum where your identity would be easy for LE to find out based on things you've said about your case.
5. 2017-10-07 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-10-07 at 12:37 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   so you're moving away? I don't get it.
7. 2017-10-07 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by greenplastic so you're moving away? I don't get it.

   
   had no choice, i applied to come here and been on waiting list since before i met her. the place i was at before was only a temporary accommodation anyway.
   
   
   
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8. 2017-10-07 at 1:07 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   not move to sheff u will get stabbed up
9. 2017-10-07 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   jesus fuck...condense that into an executive summary.
   
   tl. dr.
10. 2017-10-07 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by bling bling not move to sheff u will get stabbed up

    
    na i wont, i'm london pal, headhunters fucking mash up blades lol.
    
    
    
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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-10-07T01:19:47.013166+00:00
11. 2017-10-07 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by bling bling not move to sheff u will get stabbed up

    
    Nigga
    
    SHUT THE SHIT OUT
12. 2017-10-07 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist had no choice, i applied to come here and been on waiting list since before i met her. the place i was at before was only a temporary accommodation anyway.
    
    
    
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    so now its going to be long distance plus shes a hooker and pulls this kind of shit?
    
    i'm jealous of you, there's a few people i wouldn't mind seeing off themselves
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    • NARCassist
13. 2017-10-07 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by NARCassist …so i have been planning a couple of things. i was just about to have some real nasty cunts from up london way to put it on him about the kids, saying that if he don't stay the fuck away from my girl that they would go down and gash up the kids faces with box cutters… i found out the kids names, ages and DOBs, the address and even had a pic of the house they live in…
    
    
    …hahahah
    
    
    
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14. 2017-10-07 at 2:24 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by greenplastic i'm jealous of you, there's a few people i wouldn't mind seeing off themselves

    
    i know, it is so fucking awesome, i just can't believe my luck.
    
    fuck you danny you dead, you lost, you outta the game you fucking loser
    
    this week has been the shittiest week and the best week all in one week and in at least the last five years. having that visit cancelled on me at the last moment after looking forward to seeing her all week, and having to move 70 miles away was actually worse than the week in which i was sentenced to 4 years in prison for.
    
    
    
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15. 2017-10-07 at 2:27 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    
    Wat nigga
16. 2017-10-07 at 2:27 AM UTC

    #36
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    
    way to quote outta context dipshit
    
    

    Originally posted by NARCassist so i have been planning a couple of things. i was just about to have some real nasty cunts from up london way to put it on him about the kids, saying that if he don't stay the fuck away from my girl that they would go down and gash up the kids faces with box cutters and would tell them it was because of their dad that this was happening them. obviously this wasn't actually gonna happen, but we figured as long as he believes it would, he might just care enough for the kids to comply.

    
    lol, you actually deleted that line from the middle of the sentence in your quote you fucktard. i bet you do that shit a lot with all your conspiracy theory nonsense shit too, huh?
    
    
    
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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-10-07T02:30:59.046059+00:00
17. 2017-10-07 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shit I read the whole thing. I think I lost 30% of my brain cells in the process, but that is pretty fucking perfect bro. Adorable ending.
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18. 2017-10-07 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #38
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by NARCassist way to quote outta context dipshit
    
    
    
    lol, you actually deleted that line from the middle of the sentence in your quote you fucktard. i bet you do that shit a lot with all your conspiracy theory nonsense shit too, huh?

    
    Duuurrr... why would you need to actually look up the kids' PI, like where they live, if it was all just a bluff anyways?
    
    p.s Not an SG thread
19. 2017-10-07 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Duuurrr… why would you need to actually look up the kids' PI, like where they live, if it was all just a bluff anyways?

    
    To make it seem convincing you senile old fuck.
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20. 2017-10-07 at 2:49 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Dargo To make it seem convincing you senile old fuck.

    
    Couldn't you just say you know it?? I'm sorry. I don't have any experience in this cowardly, rat, backstabbing business.