I had a nocturnal emission this morning

1. 2017-10-05 at 1:18 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It woke me up. those are great when it wakes you up. There was a big "puddle" of semen on my boxers.
2. 2017-10-05 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick It woke me up. those are great when it wakes you up. There was a big "puddle" of semen on my boxers.

   
   you have some fucked up relatives that they dont even have the common courtesy to shoot their loads into a tissue...or at least on your back.
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   • aldra
3. 2017-10-05 at 1:26 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   are you sure it's not your dad jerking you off in your sleep
   
   you should run a UV light over his hands when you wake up in the mornings
4. 2017-10-05 at 1:30 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra are you sure it's not your dad jerking you off in your sleep
   
   you should run a UV light over his hands when you wake up in the mornings

   
   if by 'jerking off' you mean 'thrusting his cock deep into his sleeping-beauty asshole at a high rate of speed until discharging the contents of his ball sack'...then, yes.
5. 2017-10-05 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I love a good sex dream
6. 2017-10-05 at 1:37 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   'nocturnal emission' sounds like a bat that shoots radiation or something
   
   
   would've been a better thread idea than talking about jizzing in/on your boxers
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   • doom
7. 2017-10-05 at 1:38 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   When did you get a victim of incest usertitle? Da fuck
8. 2017-10-05 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   it that time of year
9. 2017-10-05 at 1:43 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by bling bling it that time of year

   
   Dod ti hpen too u too
10. 2017-10-05 at 1:47 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Dod ti hpen too u too

    
    someone has been heavily dipping into the sauce...
11. 2017-10-05 at 1:48 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock someone has been heavily dipping into the sauce…

    
    Tha sauce dapped into mi
12. 2017-10-05 at 1:54 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Tha sauce dapped into mi

    
    im sure he did
13. 2017-10-05 at 1:55 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Scscdcscsvrvehd good food for that box evidenced otherness exist dunno fun not coming go
14. 2017-10-05 at 1:55 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    shits is contagious
15. 2017-10-05 at 2:02 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mashlehash When did you get a victim of incest usertitle? Da fuck

    
    lost the taboo game to mmq (I think?), then rekt myself three times in a row by using the 'taboo word' in longposts in the conflict shitpiles, had a tantrum and quit the game so now that's what it'll always be. probably.
16. 2017-10-05 at 2:04 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Scscdcscsvrvehd good food for that box evidenced otherness exist dunno fun not coming go

    
    Cheriolioloiolios
17. 2017-10-06 at 2:05 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra lost the taboo game to mmq (I think?), then rekt myself three times in a row by using the 'taboo word' in longposts in the conflict shitpiles, had a tantrum and quit the game so now that's what it'll always be. probably.

    
    Get back in the game fucko. And it wasnt me, my only victory is against Falco and it was inadvertent.
18. 2017-10-06 at 11:49 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I have no taboo situations