6 million jedis did not die in the Holocaust

1. 2017-10-04 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop LOL@ you niggas havin' to wait to talk to St. Peter. I got a vip one way super sonic speed ticket to hell.

   
   No one goes to Hell without standing before the Man!
   
   then it's pearly gates open for you, or FLUSH! down you go
2. 2017-10-04 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #142
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 You won't be saying that when your heart stops for good and you stand before St Peter and he denies you access.

   
   Why Saint Peter? Who chose him to be the ultimate decision maker?
3. 2017-10-04 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #143
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 No one goes to Hell without standing before the Man!
   
   then it's pearly gates open for you, or FLUSH! down you go

   
   i'm glad your back.
   
   for a while before his name came out i thot the vegas shooter was you.
   
   you fit the profile.
4. 2017-10-04 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #144
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mashlehash Why Saint Peter? Who chose him to be the ultimate decision maker?

   
   the jedis
   
   it's part of their scheme
5. 2017-10-04 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #145
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by aldra the jedis
   
   it's part of their scheme

   
   I want to make money too
   
   teach me the ways of the jedis
6. 2017-10-04 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #146
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader i'm glad your back.
   
   for a while before his name came out i thot the vegas shooter was you.
   
   you fit the profile.

   
   I don't fit his profile in any way.
   
   you guys do. I don't even own guns. but apparently neither did he, according to his brother. I think he was set up. That part I fit the profile. CIA or some clandestine group slipping me Dragons Breath that is brought in from Columbia.
7. 2017-10-04 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #147
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mashlehash I want to make money too
   
   teach me the ways of the jedis

   
   How do I get good with the jedi people?
8. 2017-10-04 at 4:38 AM UTC

   #148
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash How do I get good with the jedi people?

   
   Marry a well respected jedi Woman.
9. 2017-10-04 at 5:53 AM UTC

   #149
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by mashlehash How do I get good with the jedi people?

   
   lose thy foreskin
10. 2017-10-04 at 10:57 AM UTC

    #150
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 this does not apply to state of israel false jedis. they're poopoo

    
    That's who we're always referring to
11. 2017-10-04 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #151
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 That's who we're always referring to

    
    Yet you realize that oppressed sects of Judaism exist in the False State of Israel? there are video tapes of hisidic jedis and others complaining that forming a state was a crime against God. and when they protest in the State of Israel they get beaten by soldiers. As long as I know you guys aren't accusing jedis. Real jedis. Not what some say are Balkan linked converted jedis. and also remember not all jedis from the Russian states were false jedis. it's very convoluted situation. they pretty much have to be identified one by one and detained and sent outside of the state of Israel. Israel becomes Israel when God chooses so.
12. 2017-10-04 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #152
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 there are video tapes of hisidic jedis and others complaining that forming a state was a crime against God

    
    they're arabs pretending to be jedis.
    
    no sane jedi would migrate to the state of israel and then claim that state is crime against god.
13. 2017-10-04 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #153
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader they're arabs pretending to be jedis.
    
    no sane jedi would migrate to the state of israel and then claim that state is crime against god.

    
    But why would they kill Muslim Palestinians? Even Christians live among them. and until the 1970s.. most Muslims and Christians got along. even jedis in Palestine were welcome. Would it be acceptable to suggest these arabs are wasabiest? I don't want to pick on Wasabiest but their leaders clearly wrote checks to fund 9/11
14. 2017-10-04 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #154
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Marry a well respected jedi Woman.

    
    Kill yourself, Schlomo.
15. 2017-10-04 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #155
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 But why would they kill Muslim Palestinians? Even Christians live among them. and until the 1970s.. most Muslims and Christians got along. even jedis in Palestine were welcome. Would it be acceptable to suggest these arabs are wasabiest? I don't want to pick on Wasabiest but their leaders clearly wrote checks to fund 9/11

    
    

    The Day of Judgement will not come about until Muslims fight the jedis, when the jedi will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Muslims, O Abdullah, there is a jedi behind me, come and kill him. Only the Gharkad tree, (the Boxthorn tree) would not do that because it is one of the trees of the jedis. (related by al-Bukhari and Muslim).

16. 2017-10-04 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #156
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Burn all Boxthorn trees! THEY ARE OF THE jediS!
17. 2017-10-04 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #157
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Reminds me of a new name I need to post in the band names thread : Jacking off on the corpses of 6 million jedis. Too far?
18. 2017-10-04 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #158
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by RestStop Reminds me of a new name I need to post in the band names thread : Jacking off on the corpses of 6 million jedis. Too far?

    
    illogical.
    
    most of them ended up in ovens so you'd have less than that.
19. 2017-10-04 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #159
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by benny vader illogical.
    
    most of them ended up in ovens so you'd have less than that.

    
    Ah yes of course. I was going more for the shocking "Oh no she didn't!" factor rather than historical accuracy though.
20. 2017-10-04 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #160
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by RestStop Ah yes of course. I was going more for the shocking "Oh no she didn't!" factor rather than historical accuracy though.

    
    she ???
    
    didnt know you have pussy.
    
    why not call yourself the ovens or Auschwitz Ovens ???
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