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Is it weird that I never stuck anything up my ass?

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    Maybe I would to squirt some hand sanitizer or something to get buzzed, lol
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Very weird, get to work son.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Maybe I would to squirt some hand sanitizer or something to get buzzed, lol

    this is a sign of a severe developmental disorder

    out of the kindness of my heart i will help you remedy this disaster

    meet me in the shower with your soap-on-a-rope tied around your ankle.
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    not really, i think most people probably dont stick a lot of things up their asses. hell i never would have if it wasnt for plugging
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Everyone should try a proper prostate stimulation at least once. Doesn't seem to really do anything for me, sadly.
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    Everyone should try a proper prostate stimulation at least once. Doesn't seem to really do anything for me, sadly.

    This. There was a time I was really into pegging and shit. The desire has faded since then but its good to know if I ever get raped I can just sit back and enjoy.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This. There was a time I was really into pegging and shit. The desire has faded since then but its good to know if I ever get raped I can just sit back and enjoy.

    This should become someone's sig.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    This should become someone's sig.

    I actually throw you guys' quotes into code sometimes, but I don't think I can explain that one away

    on tpoic: only for this site, apparently
  9. #9
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Aww, that's sweet aldra. I've noticed that you, along with arthur treacher, have given me the bulk of my thanks on here, which I appreciate.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    judging by what you've posted I don't think we're all that different in terms of outlook; I just have less social troubles. and didn't rape a cat
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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Aldra wtf is your avatar
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lol, that's what it was this entire time? It looks so ominous at avatar size. Never bothered to image search.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Aww, that's sweet aldra. I've noticed that you, along with arthur treacher, have given me the bulk of my thanks on here, which I appreciate.



    Malice, you are a genius and one of the biggest contributors to this place. I don't give thanks lightly. You either have to make me laugh, which is pretty hard, or say something exceptionally wise.

    I don't have anything on topic to add to this horrible thread, but I always thought aldra's avatar was jeanette mccurdy wearing old fashioned loaf on her face, with holes bitten in it.

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    Sharpie Houston
    [SIZE=18px]Can you watch your Lil'Sister for a minute?[/SIZE]
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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    I think I reverse image searched your avatar fairly recently, or maybe saw it somewhere else at size, and cracked up. I was thinking it was some girl who got acid thrown on her face in iraq or something.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I think I reverse image searched your avatar fairly recently, or maybe saw it somewhere else at size, and cracked up. I was thinking it was some girl who got acid thrown on her face in iraq or something.


    Same, except for the reverse image search.
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