FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee's home

1. 2017-09-29 at 2:16 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/
   
   Lolwtf, this shit happened in fucking Harris County. That's like a county over from me.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
2. 2017-09-29 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   jesus christ.
   
   Bill Krozby...give them back, you cock fiending dick thief.
3. 2017-09-29 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Yo that guy is straight creepy and he knows it.
   
   What would you need with over 3000 penises, anyway?
   
   Come on, man.
4. 2017-09-29 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Yo that guy is straight creepy and he knows it.
   
   What would you need with over 3000 penises, anyway?
   
   Come on, man.

   
   i guarantee hes had most of them in his ass at least once
5. 2017-09-29 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   That's what I think too.
   
   
6. 2017-09-29 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   grand theft penis
7. 2017-09-29 at 2:38 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   oh, that's not a real news site. fuck you.
8. 2017-09-29 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   It's still funny
   
   
   But why u lie tho
9. 2017-09-29 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   delete thread
10. 2017-09-29 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    But really, I just didn't check at all if it was legit. I should've known. I usually check questionable shit with at least a quick Google. I was outside smoking a cigarette and didn't feel like doing all that, though. That's what I get for paying attention to bullshit on FB. I'm sorry. It'll never happen again.
11. 2017-09-29 at 3:07 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if it were real
    
    it would've been ~500kg of penis
12. 2017-09-29 at 3:09 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I saw a cartel image of this guy with his head cut off that had a penis sticking out of his mouth.
    
    It's nice to know they have humor, too.
13. 2017-10-01 at 10:27 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    any1` here ever eaten a fried dick catonese style fried cok vry delicious
14. 2017-10-01 at 10:57 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by aldra oh, that's not a real news site. fuck you.

    
    i knew it after reading this :
    
    
    

    “There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

    
    penises dont float
15. 2017-10-01 at 10:58 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    arnt we all floating in this space
16. 2017-10-01 at 11:51 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    shoulda been 9k for the opra tie-in
17. 2017-10-02 at 3:48 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]