What's the best way to peel a hard-boiled egg

1. 2017-10-01 at 5:05 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   ???
   
   Nigga im making egg salad with onions
2. 2017-10-01 at 5:06 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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3. 2017-10-01 at 5:08 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I'm going to do this right now.
4. 2017-10-01 at 5:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Tell me if it works, didn't work when I tried it.
5. 2017-10-01 at 6:11 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   - cook eggs
   - immediately after cooking dtop the eggs into the coldest water possible
   - wait a couple of minutes
   - immediately peel. I 'bang' the shell at its 'equator' with one knuckle which makes a nice roundish hole that i can use to start peeling out the membrane directly under the shell.
6. 2017-10-01 at 10:22 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Shove it up your asshole, squeeze twice, shit peeled egg on plate, keep shell inside for later.
   
   Don't worry about the egg breaking because it's undercooked, I like my eggs that way too, you can always let the yolk drip onto the plate in decorative fashion.
   
   Bon appetite!
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7. 2017-10-01 at 10:31 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Best served with wrinkletea.
8. 2017-10-01 at 11:03 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † Shove it up your asshole, squeeze twice, shit peeled egg on plate, keep shell inside for later.
   
   Don't worry about the egg breaking because it's undercooked, I like my eggs that way too, you can always let the yolk drip onto the plate in decorative fashion.
   
   Bon appetite!

   
   Lol, I was going to post "shove it up your ass, then shoot some heroin"
9. 2017-10-01 at 11:35 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Drop eggs into water with 1" of water over the eggs
   Add 2 Tbsp of salt (yes, two TABLESPOONS)
   Once eggs are boiling, add a lid and remove from heat but keep on the burner. (kill the heat, mash)
   After 15 min, remove eggs.
   De-shell if you wish. You'll find the higher saline boiling makes it easier. It's not some sort of science.
10. 2017-10-01 at 11:37 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm going to do this right now.

    
    I did it wrong btw
11. 2017-10-01 at 11:38 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Enter

    
    When you watched this, judging how he didn't really explain anything, were your feelings that of anger or embarrassment or both?
12. 2017-10-01 at 11:40 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Grimace When you watched this, judging how he didn't really explain anything, were your feelings that of anger or embarrassment or both?

    
    Neither. But I felt stupid blowing on an egg. I might as well as have been sucking on an egg, waiting for it to hatch
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13. 2017-10-01 at 11:47 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Neither. But I felt stupid blowing on an egg. I might as well as have been sucking on an egg, waiting for it to hatch

    
    Do what I said to do earlier in this thread. You will have better experiences.
14. 2017-10-01 at 11:51 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How'd you do it wrong? I watched another video on how to do it, and the person made the holes bigger. Might try it again with bigger holes.
15. 2017-10-01 at 11:54 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Enter How'd you do it wrong? I watched another video on how to do it, and the person made the holes bigger. Might try it again with bigger holes.

    
    jesus fucking christ. Let me break it down for you guys AGAIN.
    
    1. Add eggs to boiling aparatus
    2. Fill with water 1" over the eggs and cover
    3. Pour in 1 Tbsp of salt
    4. Bring to a VIOLENT BOIL
    5. Once boiling, remove from heat and let sit 10 min
    6. Eggs are fucking ready and easy to peel.
16. 2017-10-01 at 11:55 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    We're not talking about peeling them. We're talking about magic.
17. 2017-10-01 at 11:57 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by mashlehash We're not talking about peeling them. We're talking about magic.

    
    Then replace step #6 with ~*MAGIC*~
    
    Same shit.
18. 2017-10-01 at 12 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    how big were your holes mashlehash
19. 2017-10-01 at 12:05 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Penny to dime sized
20. 2017-10-04 at 1:14 AM UTC

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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Don't make hard boiled eggs and you won't have to peel any at all.