Can I pay a hooker to just take my verbal abuse for 30 minutes?

1. 2017-09-24 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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2. 2017-09-24 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i dunno why finny and captain faggot don't hook up. they're both in florida and both like banging dirty hairy assholes.
   
   oh shit yeah, captain faggot still got way too much self-respect to bang some filthy fat fuck like finny. silly me.
   
   
   
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3. 2017-09-24 at 11 PM UTC

   #43
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by NARCassist i dunno why finny and captain faggot don't hook up. they're both in florida and both like banging dirty hairy assholes.
   
   oh shit yeah, captain faggot still got way too much self-respect to bang some filthy fat fuck like finny. silly me.
   
   
   
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4. 2017-10-01 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Like, I can say it's my fetish or something. Then sit her down (make her get naked, to make it more humiliating for her, while I'm clothed) and talk about what a worthless, ugly literal whore she is. Just completely blast her non-stop until she breaks down and cries.

   
   Why not a bar sloot instead?
   
   Once she's sobbing on the couch it's not like she can go anywhere.
5. 2017-10-01 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #45
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   He wants true interest
6. 2017-10-01 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Larryish Why not a bar sloot instead?
   
   Once she's sobbing on the couch it's not like she can go anywhere.

   
   Haha fun fact, I actually did freak out a bar sloot once. Said I wanted to choke her and she was like "oooh really?" and I said, "yeah but not in a sexual way, I mean I want to choke you to fucking death". Made her just leave instead of crying though.
7. 2017-10-01 at 3:16 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Enter Haha fun fact, I actually did freak out a bar sloot once. Said I wanted to choke her and she was like "oooh really?" and I said, "yeah but not in a sexual way, I mean I want to choke you to fucking death". Made her just leave instead of crying though.

   
   Good job
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8. 2017-10-01 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Good job

   
   Sarcasm or for realz?
9. 2017-10-01 at 3:22 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Enter Sarcasm or for realz?

   
   Oh I'm completely serious. That's some butterfly effect shit.
10. 2017-10-01 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Oh I'm completely serious. That's some butterfly effect shit.

    
    Haha. Butterfly effect how?
11. 2017-10-01 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #51
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Enter Haha. Butterfly effect how?

    
    At the end of the movie, he whispers in her ear, "If you ever come near me again, I'll kill you and your whole damn family"
    
    Or maybe American Psycho
12. 2017-10-01 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ohhh the movie. Yeah I've seen both of those but can't remember that line. Might be butterfly effect though yeah.
13. 2017-10-01 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Haha fun fact, I actually did freak out a bar sloot once. Said I wanted to choke her and she was like "oooh really?" and I said, "yeah but not in a sexual way, I mean I want to choke you to fucking death". Made her just leave instead of crying though.

    
    Serious style pointz.
    
    +10 Internets for you sir.