Just farted so hard that my asshole ripped open

1. 2017-09-29 at 5:45 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There's fucking blood everywhere please help me. Im bleeding all over the ground, I can't get up.
2. 2017-09-29 at 5:58 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
3. 2017-09-29 at 6:05 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   whimpy wimpy whimpertons.........................
4. 2017-09-30 at 9:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I had this happen once when I was jumping on a trampoline as a kid except there wasn't any blood
   
   I let loose a huge fart right as I was landing on the trampoline and when I went back up it forced itself out all at once and it felt like someone ripped my asshole open
5. 2017-09-30 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut There's fucking blood everywhere please help me. Im bleeding all over the ground, I can't get up.

   
   post pics.
6. 2017-09-30 at 1:21 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Visiting Angels: America's Choice of Home care
7. 2017-09-30 at 4:30 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Not a just farted so hard that my asshole ripped open thread.
8. 2017-09-30 at 4:38 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   this is totally a non-thread.
   
   this is a regular occurrence with Bill Krozby when his dates get too enthusiastic and pump too hard. he has literally posted pics of his broken, bleeding ass.
9. 2017-09-30 at 4:44 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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10. 2017-09-30 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CASPER

    
    This is what I thought of.
    
    After I did meth, I suffered from excruciatingly painful shits
11. 2017-10-01 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by mashlehash This is what I thought of.
    
    After I did meth, I suffered from excruciatingly painful shits

    
    Dope is way worse. I would share a story but....I won't.
12. 2017-10-01 at 1:47 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CASPER Dope is way worse. I would share a story but….I won't.

    
    But you should
    
    Do you remember iwd epic opiate shit?
13. 2017-10-01 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by mashlehash But you should
    
    Do you remember iwd epic opiate shit?

    
    Yeah mine was way worse.
    
    Pretty sure i actually made a thread about it because i was so freaked out. But no one liked me as much then, so I think i got like 9 replies and then it died....much like my sphincter.
14. 2017-10-01 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Opiate abuse just isn't worth it to me because of stories like that
15. 2017-10-01 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mashlehash Opiate abuse just isn't worth it to me because of stories like that

    
    I like to shit
16. 2017-10-01 at 4:45 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It was just a perfect storm of low fiber diet, no water, massive heroin binge, no exercise, etc. Didnt shit for over a month.
17. 2017-10-01 at 4:48 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CASPER It was just a perfect storm of low fiber diet, no water, massive heroin binge, no exercise, etc. Didnt shit for over a month.

    
    That would scare me man
18. 2017-10-01 at 5:16 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well yeah i started hallucinating and I hardly got any sleep/cried at night because my stomach was all bloated/distended like those african babies on TV, and every movement or bit of pressure on my stomach (like when you lay down to sleep) felt like it was going to split open my insides.
19. 2017-10-01 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Just Not Worth It
20. 2017-10-01 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well for that to happen you have to completely ignore your diet and health for completely unreasonable lengths of time, i've never heard that kind of thing happened to anyone else