Passing a piss test

1. 2017-10-01 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #41
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon It'll still be annoying having a bottle between my legs.

   
   be hilarious if you crashed and got took to the hospital unconscious for them to find a bottle of piss when they got you ready for surgury, lol.
   
   
   
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2. 2017-10-01 at 2:14 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist be hilarious if you crashed and got took to the hospital unconscious for them to find a bottle of piss when they got you ready for surgury, lol.

   
   "No doctor, I always keep one handy in case I get thirsty"
3. 2017-10-01 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #43
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   It can't taste that bad
4. 2017-10-01 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Hmm, I know a lot of clean people but then the issue becomes, how do I ask them for a urine sample? That's… not exactly an easy ask.

   
   Just get a kid to do it
   
   My parents used to do this to me all the time
5. 2017-10-01 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #45
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Just get a kid to do it
   
   My parents used to do this to me all the time

   
   R ur parents dead?
6. 2017-10-01 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #46
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   This is why, when you're clean, it's important to cryogenically store your own piss samples.
7. 2017-10-01 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #47
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL This is why, when you're clean, it's important to cryogenically store your own piss samples.

   
   I'm sure someone is tapping the market
8. 2017-10-01 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash R ur parents dead?

   
   No
9. 2017-10-01 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #49
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 No

   
   How old are you?
10. 2017-10-01 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #50
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm sure someone is tapping the market

    
    FOR SALE:
    
    Clean Piss Samples! Cheap!! Will deliver!!
    
    - Call Larry after 6pm.
11. 2017-10-01 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #51
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL FOR SALE:
    
    Clean Piss Samples! Cheap!! Will deliver!!
    
    - Call Larry after 6pm.

    
    I would never trust a man named larry. Maybe todd
12. 2017-10-01 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #52
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "Yes... hello? Yes, my piss sample arrived today, and it's spoiled."
    "Can we have your order number, please?"
    "Certainly. It's PEE5441318."
    "Thank you."
    *pause*
    "Sir? We apologize for the spoiled piss sample, and will be sending a fresh one out this morning."
    "Oh! Thank you. Thank you VERY much!!
    "Here at WePiss4U, your complete satisfaction is our top priority. Once again, we apologize for the spoiling."
    "That's great. I will be watching for the fresh shipment."
13. 2017-10-01 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #53
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL "Yes… hello? Yes, my piss sample arrived today, and it's spoiled."
    "Can we have your order number, please?"
    "Certainly. It's PEE5441318."
    "Thank you."
    *pause*
    "Sir? We apologize for the spoiled piss sample, and will be sending a fresh one out this morning."
    "Oh! Thank you. Thank you VERY much!!
    "Here at WePiss4U, your complete satisfaction is our top priority. Once again, we apologize for the spoiling."
    "That's great. I will be watching for the fresh shipment."

    
    God, it's bound to happen
14. 2017-10-01 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #54
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mashlehash God, it's bound to happen

    
    The order fillers just drink jugs of coffee all day.
15. 2017-10-01 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #55
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The order fillers just drink jugs of coffee all day.

    
    I'd think it would be nothing but h20
16. 2017-10-01 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #56
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Where the fuck does one acquire that?

    
    I bought some. Its sitting on top of my dresser. Ive had it for like 2 years when I thought I was for SURE gonna get tested and then become homeless again. Cant attest to its efficacy, but it came with a heating pad and rubber band to strap to ur leg, and it was supposed to be mixed to the proper creatine levels...which is what usually is the giveaway when someone tries to tamper/ water down a sample.
17. 2017-10-01 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #57
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Google keywords "Buy" "piss" "urine" "pee" "sample".
18. 2017-10-01 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #58
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by CASPER I bought some. Its sitting on top of my dresser. Ive had it for like 2 years when I thought I was for SURE gonna get tested and then become homeless again. Cant attest to its efficacy, but it came with a heating pad and rubber band to strap to ur leg, and it was supposed to be mixed to the proper creatine levels…which is what usually is the giveaway when someone tries to tamper/ water down a sample.

    
    Dante Hicks ass neeyugah
19. 2017-10-01 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #59
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    https://www.google.ca/search?rlz=1C2AOHY_enCA754CA754&num=50&safe=off&dcr=0&source=hp&q=%22Buy%22+%22piss%22+%22urine%22+%22pee%22+%22sample%22&oq=%22Buy%22+%22piss%22+%22urine%22+%22pee%22+%22sample%22&gs_l=psy-ab.3...1786.1786.0.3557.3.2.0.0.0.0.141.141.0j1.2.0.dummy_maps_web_fallback...0...1.2.64.psy-ab..1.0.0.0...116.G3dqRpRmxxg
20. 2017-10-01 at 4:21 AM UTC

    #60
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I can sell you my piss a hunna dollars
    
    Been off the pipe for a year
    
    Thank you Jesus