Passing a piss test

1. 2017-09-30 at 8:10 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Just get the synthetic piss, keep it warm until the test, and do what you need to do.
2. 2017-09-30 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What kind of competition are you entering?
3. 2017-09-30 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mashlehash Just get the synthetic piss, keep it warm until the test, and do what you need to do.

   
   My friend did it once but it was too warm and had to do it again.
   
   I'm pretty sure they knew something was up.
4. 2017-09-30 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Actor is depressed.
   
   Post last edited by Wick Sweat at 2017-10-27T03:37:43.922550+00:00
5. 2017-09-30 at 9:02 PM UTC

   #25
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   do a big turd in the test cup and put qibbly eyes on it
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6. 2017-09-30 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I use cannabis gummies like twice or thrice a week. How do I pass a piss test, lets say if its in a week?

   
   *cummies
7. 2017-09-30 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #27
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   what happen if you have piss anxiety tho if i cannot piss in that situations
8. 2017-09-30 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   8 doobies to the face nigga fuck that
9. 2017-09-30 at 11:51 PM UTC

   #29
   

   lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
   THIS NIGGA PO FINNA SEN THIS NIGGA 2 DA FEDS
10. 2017-10-01 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Shut up lantiqua you a whore
11. 2017-10-01 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Just get the synthetic piss, keep it warm until the test, and do what you need to do.

    
    Yeah I've been looking into it, it seems pretty legit. This is probably what I'll end up doing.
    
    

    Originally posted by Dargo What kind of competition are you entering?

    
    Just a rally racing event. The test happens randomly right after one of your races, so I don't know exactly when it'll he, I guess I just gotta walk around with piss taped to my leg lol.
12. 2017-10-01 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah I've been looking into it, it seems pretty legit. This is probably what I'll end up doing.
    
    
    
    Just a rally racing event. The test happens randomly right after one of your races, so I don't know exactly when it'll he, I guess I just gotta walk around with piss taped to my leg lol.

    
    It's not like they'll be looking at your dick
13. 2017-10-01 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash It's not like they'll be looking at your dick

    
    It'll still be annoying having a bottle between my legs.
14. 2017-10-01 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #34
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It'll still be annoying having a bottle between my legs.

    
    The price you've got to pay
15. 2017-10-01 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash The price you've got to pay

    
    Tru
16. 2017-10-01 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #36
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Atleast you'll pass
17. 2017-10-01 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You might be able to get away with diluting via water since I imagine it'll be one of those instant tests. Also exercise will help your body pass it faster. Remember to not fill the cup with the start or end of your stream.
18. 2017-10-01 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #38
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Just cheat.
19. 2017-10-01 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've been up all night cramming for my prostate exam
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20. 2017-10-01 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #40
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I've been up all night cramming for my prostate exam

    
    So hot