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Passing a piss test
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2017-09-30 at 2:47 PM UTCI use cannabis gummies like twice or thrice a week. How do I pass a piss test, lets say if its in a week?
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2017-09-30 at 2:52 PM UTCyou're fucked
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2017-09-30 at 2:54 PM UTCunless you can get some clean piss in a little bottle and keep down your pants. then just put that in the cup instead of pissing into it. depends tho, some places they stand right next to you and others will just give you the cup and wait outside the bathroom.
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2017-09-30 at 2:58 PM UTCGo back in time and stop yourself from eating the gummies.
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2017-09-30 at 3:09 PM UTCaqquire some untampered urine
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2017-09-30 at 3:09 PM UTCLike Narc said. Get clean piss, keep it refrigerated, sneak it into the test container. Works every time. Nobody is going to want to stare at your dick.
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2017-09-30 at 3:12 PM UTCyou must find a child
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2017-09-30 at 3:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Like Narc said. Get clean piss, keep it refrigerated, sneak it into the test container. Works every time. Nobody is going to want to stare at your dick.
you need to get it as close to 37c as you can and keep it snuggly down your balls to maintain as close to that temp as poss. a lot of those test cups have a thermometer strip on them.
also freeze it if its more than a day before your test. then you defrost by standing the bottle in hot water(not boiling if its a glass bottle) before you go to your test. might be best to get it to about 60c before you leave the house as it will cool considerably on the way to the test site and while you're in the waiting room.
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2017-09-30 at 7:43 PM UTCSo much for being a multimillionaire.
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2017-09-30 at 7:44 PM UTCYour PO is not going to be happy with you
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2017-09-30 at 7:47 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 7:48 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 7:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Like Narc said. Get clean piss, keep it refrigerated, sneak it into the test container. Works every time. Nobody is going to want to stare at your dick.
Hmm, I know a lot of clean people but then the issue becomes, how do I ask them for a urine sample? That's... not exactly an easy ask. -
2017-09-30 at 7:49 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 7:50 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 7:50 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 7:53 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 7:58 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 8 PM UTC
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2017-09-30 at 8:09 PM UTCAh fuck, this is such a hassle. Stupid stupid stupid.