What is the longest ...

1. 2017-09-28 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That you farted out of your butt? wet or dry? how many seconds.. minutes.
2. 2017-09-28 at 11:07 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   The shortest was YOUR DICK!
3. 2017-09-28 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The shortest was YOUR DICK!

   
   That's mature.
4. 2017-09-28 at 11:09 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've had 10 second liquid shit streams at the longest I believe. A fart I'd say 5-6 seconds dry, and 2 seconds wet.
   
   Thanks for asking.
5. 2017-09-28 at 11:11 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I've had 10 second liquid shit streams at the longest I believe. A fart I'd say 5-6 seconds dry, and 2 seconds wet.
   
   Thanks for asking.

   
   did anyone witness this horrific 5 second dry or 2 second wet fart?
6. 2017-09-28 at 11:14 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   probably like 20 seconds from meth and beer and curry all mixed together, i actually got high from the fumes and fell off the toilet at the grocery store and was knocked unconscious from hitting my head against the wall.
   
   it was terrible the paramedics came in and were yelling at me.
7. 2017-09-29 at 1:11 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The shortest was YOUR DICK!

   
   his dick...was in your butt...
8. 2017-09-29 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby probably like 20 seconds from meth and beer and curry all mixed together, i actually got high from the fumes and fell off the toilet at the grocery store and was knocked unconscious from hitting my head against the wall.
   
   it was terrible the paramedics came in and were yelling at me.

   
   jesus christ.
9. 2017-09-29 at 1:25 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 did anyone witness this horrific 5 second dry or 2 second wet fart?

   
   I have no idea. Now you answer the question .
10. 2017-09-29 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I've had 10 second liquid shit streams at the longest I believe. A fart I'd say 5-6 seconds dry, and 2 seconds wet.
    
    Thanks for asking.

    
    10 seconds? that's a long fucking time
11. 2017-09-29 at 1:30 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic 10 seconds? that's a long fucking time

    
    he let too many of his boyfriends unload in him without pulling out again.
12. 2017-09-29 at 1:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 That you took in your butt? wet or dry? how many centimeters.. inches.

    
    what I thought this thread was gonna be
13. 2017-09-29 at 1:39 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Dargo what I thought this thread was gonna be

    
    jelly fag detected
14. 2017-09-29 at 1:41 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock he let too many of his boyfriends unload in him without pulling out again.

    
    No such thing as too many.
15. 2017-09-29 at 1:46 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ No such thing as too many.

    
    until you start a nigger-jizz niagra falls out of your nostrils.
16. 2017-09-29 at 1:46 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by infinityshock his dick…was in your butt…

    
    ;-D
17. 2017-09-29 at 1:46 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock until you start a nigger-jizz niagra falls out of your nostrils.

    
    you robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fagger
18. 2017-09-29 at 1:47 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock until you start a nigger-jizz niagra falls out of your nostrils.

    
    What's wrong with that?
19. 2017-09-29 at 1:50 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fagger

    
    Krolo with ebolo makes shitty jokes in threads yo, but at least he ain't a cloud tho.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
20. 2017-09-29 at 1:50 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole