What's your worst trait?

2017-09-27 at 4:18 PM UTC

#21

RestStop Space Nigga

Originally posted by mmQ This reminds me of my go-to answer in the proverbial 'Whats your biggest weakness' interview question.

"My biggest weakness? I'm a cold nigga."

Fix'd for my interview answer.

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2017-09-27 at 4:23 PM UTC

#22

mmQ Lisa Turtle

My nigga Resty he's a cold piece, son. You ain't wanna hire him yeen might find yo ass filled with lead at the end of the day, nigga. He ain't playin, nigga. This real life, nigga. Got dang, nigga.

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2017-09-27 at 7:11 PM UTC

#23

Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

Bar none, I am the most humble-est
Number one at the top of the humble list
My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness
The thing about me that's so impressive
Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model
My belly's full from all the pride I swallow
I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable
Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary
I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary
I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary

It's not a competition, but I'm winnin'
You won’t hear me admit it
Because I'm so timid and submissive
I treat fat people like they were thin
Talk simple for the dumbos
I'm so humble

I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar
I don't complain when my private jet is sub-par
Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius

I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
'Cause you know I'm so humble
I say that with no ego
I'm so humble
It's just good manners
They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best
"Plus two, " says you
Not me, 'cause I'm so humble

2017-09-28 at 12:26 AM UTC

#24

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ This reminds me of my go-to answer in the proverbial 'Whats your biggest weakness' interview question.

"My biggest weakness? Oh probably getting frustrated kind of easily when I see others not working as hard or efficiently as I tend to work at all times."

I always say "I waste too much time double and triple checking everything"

2017-09-28 at 12:31 AM UTC

#25

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I always say "I waste too much time double and triple checking everything"

Employers immediately know that is bullshit. Don't ever put anything like that, or "detail oriented" on an application or interview as a weakness because what they read is "I have no critical self assessment skills".

2017-09-28 at 12:33 AM UTC

#26

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Employers immediately know that is bullshit. Don't ever put anything like that, or "detail oriented" on a resume.

So is everyone's answer to that question

At least in my case its halfway true

2017-09-28 at 12:36 AM UTC

#27

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Kolokol-1 So is everyone's answer to that question

At least in my case its halfway true

Not really

2017-09-28 at 12:26 PM UTC

#28

blackbird Tuskegee Airman

I’m extremely jaded and apathetic. I also have like no motivation due to depression.

2017-09-28 at 12:33 PM UTC

#29

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by blackbird I’m extremely jaded and apathetic. I also have like no motivation due to depression.

Kill yourself. You've clearly expressed no capacity to improve your situation.

2017-09-28 at 12:37 PM UTC

#30

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by AngryOnion I drink to much and I'm gullible.

I help people who are nothing more than parasites.

i think you'll find its 'too'

me? i'm a complete and utter grammer nazi.

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2017-09-28 at 12:51 PM UTC

#31

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

i'm a dick

2017-09-28 at 3:57 PM UTC

#32

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

I can use people for what they have.

2017-09-28 at 4:28 PM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

being a demigod is hard work

2017-09-28 at 4:37 PM UTC

#34

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

Originally posted by matrix being a demigod is hard work

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