2017-09-27 at 4:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
This reminds me of my go-to answer in the proverbial 'Whats your biggest weakness' interview question.
"My biggest weakness? I'm a cold nigga."
Fix'd for my interview answer.
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2017-09-27 at 4:23 PM UTC
My nigga Resty he's a cold piece, son. You ain't wanna hire him yeen might find yo ass filled with lead at the end of the day, nigga. He ain't playin, nigga. This real life, nigga. Got dang, nigga.
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2017-09-27 at 7:11 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Bar none, I am the most humble-est
Number one at the top of the humble list
My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness
The thing about me that's so impressive
Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model
My belly's full from all the pride I swallow
I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable
Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary
I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary
I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary
It's not a competition, but I'm winnin'
You won’t hear me admit it
Because I'm so timid and submissive
I treat fat people like they were thin
Talk simple for the dumbos
I'm so humble
I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar
I don't complain when my private jet is sub-par
Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius
I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
But I never fall, beat 'em all
'Cause you know I'm so humble
I say that with no ego
I'm so humble
It's just good manners
They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best
"Plus two, " says you
Not me, 'cause I'm so humble
2017-09-28 at 12:26 PM UTC
I’m extremely jaded and apathetic. I also have like no motivation due to depression.
2017-09-28 at 3:57 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I can use people for what they have.
2017-09-28 at 4:28 PM UTC
being a demigod is hard work