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  1. #21
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ This reminds me of my go-to answer in the proverbial 'Whats your biggest weakness' interview question.

    "My biggest weakness? I'm a cold nigga."

    Fix'd for my interview answer.
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  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My nigga Resty he's a cold piece, son. You ain't wanna hire him yeen might find yo ass filled with lead at the end of the day, nigga. He ain't playin, nigga. This real life, nigga. Got dang, nigga.
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  3. #23
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Bar none, I am the most humble-est
    Number one at the top of the humble list
    My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
    But I act like it tastes bad outta humbleness
    The thing about me that's so impressive
    Is how infrequently I mention all of my successes
    I pooh-pooh it when girls say that I should model
    My belly's full from all the pride I swallow
    I'm the most courteous-biddable, hospitable
    Reverential, normal-ary Arnold Schwarzen-orgarary
    I hate compliments, put 'em in the mortuary
    I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary

    It's not a competition, but I'm winnin'
    You won’t hear me admit it
    Because I'm so timid and submissive
    I treat fat people like they were thin
    Talk simple for the dumbos
    I'm so humble

    I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar
    I don't complain when my private jet is sub-par
    Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
    People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
    I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
    After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
    I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
    People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius

    I've got it all and I'm gettin' more
    But I never fall, beat 'em all
    'Cause you know I'm so humble
    I say that with no ego
    I'm so humble
    It's just good manners
    They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eight at best
    "Plus two, " says you
    Not me, 'cause I'm so humble
  4. #24
    Originally posted by mmQ This reminds me of my go-to answer in the proverbial 'Whats your biggest weakness' interview question.

    "My biggest weakness? Oh probably getting frustrated kind of easily when I see others not working as hard or efficiently as I tend to work at all times."

    I always say "I waste too much time double and triple checking everything"
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I always say "I waste too much time double and triple checking everything"

    Employers immediately know that is bullshit. Don't ever put anything like that, or "detail oriented" on an application or interview as a weakness because what they read is "I have no critical self assessment skills".
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Employers immediately know that is bullshit. Don't ever put anything like that, or "detail oriented" on a resume.

    So is everyone's answer to that question

    At least in my case its halfway true
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 So is everyone's answer to that question

    At least in my case its halfway true

    Not really
  8. #28
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I’m extremely jaded and apathetic. I also have like no motivation due to depression.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by blackbird I’m extremely jaded and apathetic. I also have like no motivation due to depression.

    Kill yourself. You've clearly expressed no capacity to improve your situation.
  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I drink to much and I'm gullible.

    I help people who are nothing more than parasites.

    i think you'll find its 'too'

    me? i'm a complete and utter grammer nazi.



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  11. #31
    i'm a dick
  12. #32
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I can use people for what they have.
  13. #33
    being a demigod is hard work
  14. #34
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by matrix being a demigod is hard work

    CHERIOLIOLIOLIO
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