2017-09-28 at 12:16 AM UTC
If it's reporting me as mmQ, it is proooobably not what y'all NIGGA think lol
2017-09-28 at 12:16 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Captain Falcon is Captain Falcon
2017-09-28 at 12:24 AM UTC
What if I've been an alt this whole time and didn't even know it?
What if I exist but only as a figment of mmQ's imagination? A dream trapped within a mind, conjured up as a cruel joke of creation to exist in a world constructed entirely from his imagination.
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2017-09-28 at 12:27 AM UTC
then that would make mmq a closeted faggot.
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2017-09-28 at 12:28 AM UTC
What if I am an actual figment of mmQ'd imagination, but somehow I do exist within his mind (because I do feel like I exist) and when he types out these words, they appear to him as some abstract emergence from his thought processes, a clever joke he produces to confuse you, but they're actually me? What if outside of his mind Captain Falcon and his life doesn't exist? What if I am the idea of a wealthy Pakistani man that he made up as a funny persona?
2017-09-28 at 2:22 AM UTC
Oh man man man I played you fools like a thousand fiddles behind my back with no arms.
2017-09-28 at 3:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Oh man man man I played you fools like a thousand fiddles behind my back with no arms.
MmQ is playing underwater 4D Yahtzee while we've been playing checkers
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2017-09-28 at 3:55 AM UTC
Under water 8D backgammon more like.
2017-09-28 at 6:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
then i would be a very happy man
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Well, get happy. Falco was me this entire time.
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2017-09-28 at 12:31 PM UTC
i just found out malice was my alt. that's why he hasn't been around coz i been busy with other things.
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2017-09-28 at 12:32 PM UTC
makes sense actually coz i am a kitty fucker now a days.
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