My mom died today

1. 2017-09-24 at 6:46 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Im happy
2. 2017-09-24 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   hopefully you will be next
3. 2017-09-24 at 6:53 AM UTC

   #3
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I shit on you.
4. 2017-09-24 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   *insert joke about moms and coffee here*
   
   /thread
5. 2017-09-24 at 7:17 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I shit on your prayers.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
6. 2017-09-24 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #6
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I shit on your prayers.

   
   This should be added in the band names thread.
7. 2017-09-24 at 10:49 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   pics of her on the autopsy table
8. 2017-09-24 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #8
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Judging by who her son is I'd say she's the lucky one.
9. 2017-09-24 at 4:29 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Abdulla Aljunaid is ther still time to exhume

   
   theres always time to exhume
   
   carcasses are like fine wine...the longer they age, the better the quality.
   
   stick it in soft then enjoy the symphony of the cracking bones as it gets hard...
10. 2017-09-24 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    TAFK find a woodchipper, set it on low, and go in feet first1
11. 2017-09-24 at 6 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You would make your mother cry.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    You have made your mother cry.
12. 2017-09-24 at 6 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 TAFK find a woodchipper, set it on low, and go in feet first1

    
    reminds me of the time i watched a scorpion eat a baby rat head first...
13. 2017-09-24 at 6:01 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash You would make your mother cry.
    
    You have made your mother cry.

    
    ive made your mother cry
    
    ive made your father cry
    
    at the same time
14. 2017-09-24 at 6:02 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock ive made your mother cry
    
    ive made your father cry
    
    at the same time

    
    'the hell out
15. 2017-09-24 at 6:04 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash 'the hell out

    
    now you know why they both walk bowlegged and wear adult diapers
16. 2017-09-24 at 6:06 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock reminds me of the time i watched a scorpion eat a baby rat head first…

    
    yeah but if he went in head first.. it wouldn't last as long for him as if it were to devour him feet first!
17. 2017-09-24 at 6:06 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock now you know why they both walk bowlegged and wear adult diapers

    
    Congratulations, you made me laugh.
18. 2017-09-24 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Congratulations, you made me laugh.

    
    He gets a zing in now and then! He needs to shorten his punchlines.. he has potential
19. 2017-09-24 at 6:25 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 yeah but if he went in head first.. it wouldn't last as long for him as if it were to devour him feet first!

    
    not quite. the scorpion used its claws to 'feed' (no pun. definition being 'to supply to') the baby rat while its jaws chomped off tiny pieces. thats why i said the woodchipper reminded me of it.
20. 2017-09-24 at 6:44 PM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut
    I guess you'll have to go live in the group home with other premature and disabled babies.