2017-09-23 at 4:25 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I need to be
I should be
I want to be
I can be
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2017-09-23 at 8:43 PM UTC
Try the straight syrup for a while, cough gels require guts of steel. Once said guts are toughened then let the cough gels flow like water
2017-09-23 at 9:29 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You need to go back to school or get a new keyboard
2017-09-24 at 5:38 AM UTC
Forcing a meme is a perfect way to make sure it doesn't work and everyone thinks it's lame. Especially if it's you doing it. They are supposed to just happen.
2017-09-26 at 5:49 PM UTC
Is Jenkem not worth it or what?
2017-09-26 at 5:55 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Sometimes I'm in the bathroom, trapped in my own fumes and I'm wondering if I'm getting high off of them
2017-09-26 at 5:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash
Sometimes I'm in the bathroom, trapped in my own fumes and I'm wondering if I'm getting high off of them
Relatable. Sometimes you get those off batches that you swear if someone else were there they'd assume you died and were decomposing into the toilet. But yet, to you, there's an odd satisfaction the putrid scent encompassing you.
*Takes deep, deep breaths, smiles crookedly, passes out*
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