I caught my dad masturbating again...

1. 2017-09-23 at 6:02 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I went upstairs to borrow his phone and I first noticed that the door was locked. I could hear clicking on the computer and then I knocked on the door. In a grumpy tone he asked what I wanted.
   
   He lied to me and told me that he was sleeping.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2017-09-23 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Maybe he just can't be bothered to fuck with you.
3. 2017-09-23 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Nigga was getting down to xhamster.
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   • RestStop, 
   • trippymindfuk
4. 2017-09-23 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga was getting down to xhamster.

   
   LOL!
5. 2017-09-23 at 9:11 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   *click click click*
   
   Dad?
   
   *click*
   
   What.
6. 2017-09-23 at 9:16 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Man what if he was whackin to zoophile porn?
7. 2017-09-23 at 10:16 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Of course, grandpa is grandpa.
8. 2017-09-23 at 10:18 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Shsh grandpa shsh
9. 2017-09-23 at 10:53 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash I went upstairs to borrow his phone and I first noticed that the door was locked. I could hear clicking on the computer and then I knocked on the door. In a grumpy tone he asked what I wanted.
   
   He lied to me and told me that he was sleeping.

   
   youre lucky youre not my kid.
   
   id have dragged you into the room so quickly youd have whiplash then used you as my own personal pocket pussy so hard youd be in traction for the next year.
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   • Joe Kane
10. 2017-09-23 at 10:55 PM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock youre lucky youre not my kid.
    
    id have dragged you into the room so quickly youd have whiplash then used you as my own personal pocket pussy so hard youd be in traction for the next year.

    
    Well we now know for sure what he suspected all along; Bill the cuck is a gay rapist.
11. 2017-09-24 at 12 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Well we now know for sure what he suspected all along; Bill the cuck is a gay rapist.

    
    whoda thunkit.
    
    you're a fucking genius with levels of perceptivity not seen since jesus h. christ walked the earth.
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    • Joe Kane
12. 2017-09-26 at 6:39 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Suck infinitycuck's moar scronaldo