Would it be weird if i bought my 14yo cousin expensive jediellery for her birthday?

1. 2016-07-29 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #21
   AFJ Houston
   I don't think it'd be bad at all.
   I guess... just get her an average usual gift, that she can open in front of everyone. THEN, later on in a more private setting, you can pull out (kek) your jedielry gift and say I also got you this, because (state whatever reasons here). But also tell her that she cant let anyone know you gave it to her. If she asks why, say, because some people dont want you to have nice things when we're together. ...Or something like that, lol...
2. 2016-07-29 at 8:19 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   ^If she asks why, say, 'because I'm highly attracted to you on both a physical and emotional level, and by gifting you this costly piece of jedielry, I hope to incite you into both verbally reciprocating your mutual feelings toward myself, and secondly to entice you into allowing me an evening of intimacy, soft-spoken secrets and desires, laughter, the warm touch of our bodies pressing together, and me pressing my fully-erect rock-hard throbbing, pulsating monstrosity of a cock into your likely never before penetrated by human anatomy outside of perhaps your delicate little fingers, vaginal canal at an egregious and morbid pace and force, likely causing you to cry and moan tears of sheer ecstasy and pain alike- a bittersweet conjoining of our bodies as I PLOW your tiny little flower with my redwood tree trunk, perhaps RIPPING AND TEARING, RIPPING AND TEARING while you hold back outright screams lest you wake our nearby sleeping family members, finally to achieve myself a glorious climax of epic proportion, erupting an OCEAN of my seed both inside of you and onto your adorable little belly, perhaps remnants enough to allow your tender mouth to taste but the last remaining morsels of my sweet, sweet nectar, while we maintain eye contact, unblinking, soaked in our intermingled sweat beads.'
   
   'So do you want this fucking charm bracelet or not?'
3. 2016-07-29 at 8:32 AM UTC

   #23
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   not if you were virtually anyone else
4. 2016-07-29 at 11 AM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   If I was a pedo, I would just go ahead and do it regardless of whether my family thought it was weird.
   
   But then I've always been kind of a rebel and my parents are used to being pissed off at me.
   
   If you really love her as much as you say, then go ahead and do it, that's the important thing. You may want to do it in private though.
5. 2016-07-29 at 11:42 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   ^If she asks why, say, 'because I'm highly attracted to you on both a physical and emotional level, and by gifting you this costly piece of jedielry, I hope to incite you into both verbally reciprocating your mutual feelings toward myself, and secondly to entice you into allowing me an evening of intimacy, soft-spoken secrets and desires, laughter, the warm touch of our bodies pressing together, and me pressing my fully-erect rock-hard throbbing, pulsating monstrosity of a cock into your likely never before penetrated by human anatomy outside of perhaps your delicate little fingers

   
   Yee nigga'. This.
   
   

   vaginal canal at an egregious and morbid pace and force, likely causing you to cry and moan tears of sheer ecstasy and pain alike- a bittersweet conjoining of our bodies as I PLOW your tiny little flower with my redwood tree trunk, perhaps RIPPING AND TEARING, RIPPING AND TEARING while you hold back outright screams lest you wake our nearby sleeping family members, finally to achieve myself a glorious climax of epic proportion, erupting an OCEAN of my seed both inside of you and onto your adorable little belly, perhaps remnants enough to allow your tender mouth to taste but the last remaining morsels of my sweet, sweet nectar, while we maintain eye contact, unblinking, soaked in our intermingled sweat beads.'
   
   'So do you want this fucking charm bracelet or not?'

   
   Not how it works, except for the climax part.
6. 2016-07-29 at 11:49 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   not if you were virtually anyone else

   
   Oh good because everyone apart from maybe my cousin herself doesn't know i like her like that.
   
   

   If I was a pedo, I would just go ahead and do it regardless of whether my family thought it was weird.
   
   But then I've always been kind of a rebel and my parents are used to being pissed off at me.
   
   If you really love her as much as you say, then go ahead and do it, that's the important thing. You may want to do it in private though.

   
   That's pretty solid advice and i do love her. Maybe i will give her something of a more romantic nature in private.
7. 2016-07-29 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   it would only be weird if she didn't reciprocate by sucking your balls inside out. you have to feed their natural instincts to exchange material goods for sexual services
8. 2016-07-29 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   it would only be weird if she didn't reciprocate by sucking your balls inside out. you have to feed their natural instincts to exchange material goods for sexual services

   
   Basically how any courtship works nigga; .
9. 2016-07-30 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #29
   AFJ Houston
   How much was said piece of jedielery, if you don't mind me asking?