Things you've put your dick inside

1. 2017-09-19 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #81
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Yeah once, like 2 or 3 years ago. I don't remember everything Sophie. You are not that important. Do you think you are that important? You are not that important.

   
   He's important to himself. Therefore. He doesn't need to consider whether or not you remember it, just that he mentioned it to you and you forgot.
2. 2017-09-20 at 8:47 AM UTC

   #82
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut WHO THE FUCK MOVED THIS THREAD.

   
   Your momma, dingus.
   
   And wait untIL your father finds out.
3. 2017-09-22 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist i think its funny that he was too dumb to just simply use the paintbrush to cover his face.
   
   
   
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   Even a little happy face with a paintbrush would have fucked up the "unswirl" plenty I think.
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "paintbrush"!
4. 2017-09-22 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   RIP
5. 2017-09-22 at 6:29 AM UTC

   #85
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Your mom OP.
6. 2017-09-22 at 6:30 AM UTC

   #86
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   lmfao, i got captain faggot bant. OMFG this is awesome, the first time i've smiled in over a week, hahah
   
   
   
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7. 2017-09-22 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist lmfao, i got captain faggot bant. OMFG this is awesome, the first time i've smiled in over a week, hahah
   
   
   
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   You didn't do shit though. It's pure chance. I choose not to turn taboo off exactly so it can happen. So I banned myself for fun.
8. 2017-09-22 at 6:44 AM UTC

   #88
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   no you said paintbrush in direct reply to my post. if i hadn't said that you wouldn't have said that.
   
   i got you bant you faggot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahafuckinghah
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-09-22 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist no you said paintbrush in direct reply to my post. if i hadn't said that you wouldn't have said that.
   
   i got you bant you faggot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahafuckinghah
   
   
   
   
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   Yes, that was absolutely your intent. Kk.
10. 2017-09-22 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #90
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Falco Yes, that was absolutely your intent. Kk.

    
    no it wasn't, but my action still resulted in your ban. i'm feeling really lucky today now. think i'll buy a lottery ticket. lol.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-09-22 at 7:27 AM UTC

    #91
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by NARCassist no it wasn't, but my action still resulted in your ban. i'm feeling really lucky today now. think i'll buy a lottery ticket. lol.
    
    
    
    
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    I already won the lotto
    
    I'm on the monitor, nigga
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2017-09-22 at 7:39 AM UTC

    #92
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I'm on the monitor, nigga

    
    Classic meme
13. 2017-09-22 at 7:43 AM UTC

    #93
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i won my own lottery two weeks ago
    
    
    
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14. 2017-09-22 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #94
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I gave up two weeks ago trying to get him to say it. Hell I even announced he was my mark and what the word was.
    
    Anyway, nice job. I finally have a win. But I lost my usertitle. :(
15. 2017-09-22 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #95
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Waah?
    
    You still have one.
16. 2017-09-23 at 5:26 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    off topic
17. 2017-09-23 at 5:36 AM UTC

    #97
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Not an sg thread
18. 2017-09-23 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #98
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon He's important to himself. Therefore. He doesn't need to consider whether or not you remember it, just that he mentioned it to you and you forgot.

    
    Considering he might have forgot didn't even cross my kind. True story.
19. 2017-09-23 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #99
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Not an sg thread

    
    Not an sg comment.
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20. 2017-09-28 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #100
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shoved my dick in a a hot pretzel today, felt ok i guess
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