I'm gonna be a dad!!!

2017-09-22 at 7:38 PM UTC

#1

Madman African Astronaut

I just masterbated in my roomates panties that she set out to put on after she gets out of the shower. The best part is that she is my sister so the baby will have super condensed genetics and be the next step in human evolution. I'm just so proud to be a dad I had to share.

2017-09-22 at 8:28 PM UTC

#2

SBTlauien African Astronaut

She'll cry rape on you.

2017-09-22 at 8:29 PM UTC

#3

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I don't think thats your sister, I think you're a mad man in a psyche ward and all you did was lick the cum off your cellies bed sheets.

2017-09-22 at 8:29 PM UTC

#4

Madman African Astronaut

Well I had that one coming.

2017-09-22 at 8:30 PM UTC

#5

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Reminds me of 'horror' movie where a guy has this chamber thing downstairs and caprtues a woman and tries to make her pregnant with a turkey baster and his seed, because his wife died and he was trying to replace her. Or no his baby died. Something like that.

2017-09-22 at 8:32 PM UTC

#6

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mmQ Reminds me of 'horror' movie where a guy has this chamber thing downstairs and caprtues a woman and tries to make her pregnant with a turkey baster and his seed, because his wife died and he was trying to replace her. Or no his baby died. Something like that.

U SUCK

2017-09-22 at 8:32 PM UTC

#7

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Bill Krozby U SUCK

That definitely was not the name of it.

2017-09-22 at 8:32 PM UTC

#8

Madman African Astronaut

There are no asylums anymore, crazy people are free to roam the streets and go to austin texas and rape your girlfriend, but shes probably so ugly that I couldn't get it up.

2017-09-22 at 8:36 PM UTC

#9

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mmQ That definitely was not the name of it.

*throw attacking killer tomato*

2017-09-22 at 8:36 PM UTC

#10

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Bill Krozby *throw attacking killer tomato*

Nah, that ain't it either, fam.

2017-09-22 at 8:37 PM UTC

#11

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Madman There are no asylums anymore, crazy people are free to roam the streets and go to austin texas and rape your girlfriend, but shes probably so ugly that I couldn't get it up.

there's three here, and a couple jails lol

2017-09-22 at 8:39 PM UTC

#12

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2017-09-22 at 8:42 PM UTC

#13

Madman African Astronaut

I've been looking for a nice asylum, something by the beach, life would be so fucking easy.

2017-09-22 at 8:44 PM UTC

#14

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Madman I've been looking for a nice asylum, something by the beach, life would be so fucking easy.

Why not just start your own, m8 fam? Every powerful asylum movement starts with just one person's drive.

2017-09-22 at 9:03 PM UTC

#15

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

2017-09-22 at 9:17 PM UTC

#16

Madman African Astronaut

I have started one, its called some trashy apartment in a shithole town where I have to get my dealer high every fucking time I buy heroin.

2017-09-22 at 10:12 PM UTC

#17

infinityshock Black Hole

pics of the goat you impregnated or it didn't happen.

2017-09-22 at 10:13 PM UTC

#18

mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

I used to strangle my testicles with used underwear but I stopped doing it because I thought it might cause a problem.

In a weird way, I can see how Robin Williams would want to practice strangle masturbation.

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