Remember when the internet was fun?

1. 2017-09-19 at 1:40 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Discovering new stuff,learning new things,doing new things.
   Now its all shit.
   Fucking facebook killed it.
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   • NARCassist
2. 2017-09-19 at 1:41 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Evolution diluted it
3. 2017-09-19 at 1:44 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Remember the dancing baby? Fuck that shit.
4. 2017-09-19 at 1:52 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   One word: kidiots
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   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2017-09-19 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Facebook is for newfags. Everyone knows true og blood trap niggaz use niggasin.space as their main source of online social interaction.
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   • aldra
6. 2017-09-19 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL One word: kidiots

   
   What did you do before the internet?
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2017-09-19 at 2:31 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Discovering new stuff,learning new things,doing new things.
   Now its all shit.
   Fucking facebook killed it.

   
   Women ruined the internet. Facebook, instagram, huffington post, etc. Yuck.
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   • aldra
8. 2017-09-19 at 2:32 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   ^incel
9. 2017-09-19 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Enter Women ruined the internet. Facebook, instagram, huffington post, etc. Yuck.

   
   Women ruin most things, you know this, and I know this.
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   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2017-09-19 at 2:35 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash Women ruin most things, you know this, and I know this.

    
    Yeah, I didn't even wanna post that since it was so obvious and yet another Enter misogyny post.
11. 2017-09-19 at 2:40 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Come with me, to the Roman Bathhouse. We may touch knobs.
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    • mmQ
12. 2017-09-19 at 2:41 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash What did you do before the internet?

    
    played with my chemistry set.
    
    i literally played with my chemistry set while waiting for my POS internet connection to connect via my land-line 'beee-boooo-ckckckckhhhhh-zzzzz' connection.
13. 2017-09-19 at 2:42 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I used to mine rocks and look at the minerals.
14. 2017-09-19 at 2:44 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would walk around in circles for hours on end, doing nothing, like a fucking autist. It's like the universe knew it had to create the internet for me or I'd never be able to occupy my time.
15. 2017-09-19 at 2:45 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Discovering new stuff,learning new things,doing new things.
    Now its all shit.
    Fucking facebook killed it.

    
    my discovery of the internet was shit.
    
    my absolute first internet experience was my grandfathers secretary using a telephone attached to some sort of handset thingy to transmit medical shits...or something. i was too young to know the specific details other than i was forbidden near it in the event i disrupted the connection which would cause an apocalyptic event, allegedly.
16. 2017-09-19 at 2:45 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Environmental variables
17. 2017-09-19 at 2:49 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mashlehash What did you do before the internet?

    
    Before the Internet arrived, I built crystal radio kits.
18. 2017-09-19 at 2:51 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Before the Internet arrived, I built crystal radio kits.

    
    Teach me. What kind of crystals? Quartz?
19. 2017-09-19 at 2:57 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nostalgia at its finest right here. There's more stuff to learn on the internet than there ever was before.
20. 2017-09-19 at 2:59 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Like how to tie a bitch up for some sick bdsm shit.
    
    What does it feel like to get your breasts wrapped up or clamped?