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  1. #21
    Originally posted by NARCassist what like a french stick or baguette or summing you mean?



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    That is the main concern, yes. Garlic bread is another big contender. Seriously though, go to a doctor as soon as possible. I once had a yeast infection for like 6 months dude. You do not want to deal with that. I had to order fluconazole (oral antifungal) from Indonesia because my doctor wouldn't prescribe it and just kept trying to give me cream because he knew nothing about serious yeast infections. It was gone within 5 days, but my god was that hell. Itchy nuts 24/7. I tried all sorts of weird shit for it which I won't get into detail about here.

    See a doctor before you end up with 6 months of itchy dick like I did.
  2. #22
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ^Gross
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    I'm trying to scare him straight. I have some pictures of my flacid yogurt encrusted dick if you'd like to see them?
  4. #24
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no your alright §m£ÂgØL, its all good now anyway, itching gone, crisis over, back to normal.



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  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm trying to scare him straight. I have some pictures of my flacid yogurt encrusted dick if you'd like to see them?

    *listens to the faint sound of footsteps slowly crescendoing as Jill comes barreling in a dead sprint toward the thread*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist its been alright for a few hours now. i think i was just being para lol
    its probably some new and as-yet undiscovered nigger-invented virus and your dick fell off.

    thats what you get for fucking niggers. serves you right.

    nigger fucker
  7. #27
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock cut it off at the base before it spreads. the medical term is called 'debridement' and doing so will prevent the infection from spreading throughout your body.

    You'll never measure up to mmq.















    Ever.
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash You'll never measure up to mmq.

    Ever.

    correct.
  9. #29
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I think mmQ is the best poster on this site.

    Hands down, no handjobs.
  10. #30
    As if.
  11. #31
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah its alright this morning.

    um yay or summing



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  12. #32
    what were the symptoms?
  13. #33
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock its probably some new and as-yet undiscovered nigger-invented virus and your dick fell off.

    thats what you get for fucking niggers. serves you right.

    nigger fucker

    A black pussy is better than no pussy...
  14. #34
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic what were the symptoms?

    its been a bit itchy again. i'm making a doctors app for tomorrow.




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  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've had the clapper twice over the course of ten years, and its very obvious if you have it. It will burn when you piss or you will get lower back pain out of nowhere and feel a weird tingle on your dick head.

    It's easily fixed and considering you limeys have free meds all you need is 4 pills of azithromycin.

    Here in austin they nurses will slut shame you lol but they also will drawl your blood to see if you have teh syph or hiv which are obviously more insidious
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 That is the main concern, yes. Garlic bread is another big contender. Seriously though, go to a doctor as soon as possible. I once had a yeast infection for like 6 months dude. You do not want to deal with that. I had to order fluconazole (oral antifungal) from Indonesia because my doctor wouldn't prescribe it and just kept trying to give me cream because he knew nothing about serious yeast infections. It was gone within 5 days, but my god was that hell. Itchy nuts 24/7. I tried all sorts of weird shit for it which I won't get into detail about here.

    See a doctor before you end up with 6 months of itchy dick like I did.

    lol you had a yeast infection? thats a womans malady, but makes since considering you're a big pussy
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop A black pussy is better than no pussy…

    false.

    celibacy is better than nigger pussy
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol you had a yeast infection? thats a womans malady, but makes since considering you're a big pussy

    wait...hes not a woman?

    the fuck didnt someone tell me this shit.
  19. #39
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ok i got an appointment in a few hours, we'll get a professional opinion on this.



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  20. #40
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 As if.

    You're up there somewhere on the list, cowboy.


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