20 tips for having sex with dogs

1. 2017-09-18 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you lost your virginity to an autistic woman on the other side of the country in your mid twenties you complete loser
2. 2017-09-18 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #62
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by matrix you lost your virginity to an autistic woman on the other side of the country in your mid twenties you complete loser

   
   I'd be extremely shocked if you're not a virgin, and nothing you say could convince me you're not.
3. 2017-09-18 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #63
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Not evolved enough to lose that penis you hate so much, on your own.

   
   Biiiitch, I'm a transhumanist god[dess] I will always be more evolved than you.
4. 2017-09-18 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i molested a dog when i was 2 right after my uncle diddled my noodle
5. 2017-09-18 at 5:03 AM UTC

   #65
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   when i was 3 i would stitch dog pissholes shut with electrical wire
6. 2017-09-18 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #66
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by HTS Biiiitch, I'm a transhumanist god[dess] I will always be more evolved than you.

   
   you a bitch ass trick is what you are
7. 2017-09-18 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny you a bitch ass trick is what you are

   
   i want to kill your dad
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8. 2017-09-18 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by matrix you lost your virginity to an autistic woman on the other side of the country in your mid twenties you complete loser

   
   >This coming from sploo
   
   >sploo
   
   >
9. 2017-09-18 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #69
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny, you can do it. Don't let them treat you like this. Ban Scron and Sploo and do the whole community a favor. Give in to the dark side. Also I'll paypal you five bucks if you do it and keep them banned forever.
10. 2017-09-18 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #70
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sodomy and general indecency
11. 2017-09-18 at 6:34 AM UTC

    #71
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1. don't
12. 2017-09-18 at 7 AM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra 1. don't

    
    somebodys a lil crychicken ;<(
13. 2017-09-18 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #73
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Lanny, you can do it. Don't let them treat you like this. Ban Scron and Sploo and do the whole community a favor. Give in to the dark side. Also I'll paypal you five bucks if you do it and keep them banned forever.

    
    complete faggot detected
14. 2017-09-18 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #74
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    This thread isn't even fit for HB. Moving to The Mongolvoid and contacting the FBI.
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15. 2017-09-18 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #75
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery This thread isn't even fit for HB. Moving to The Mongolvoid and contacting the FBI.

    
    Contact the ASPCA while you're at it.
16. 2017-09-18 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #76
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when you say 'dogs', you mean like ugly chick 'dogs' or like actual dog 'dogs'?
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-09-18 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #77
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i mean who the fuck would wanna bang an ugly chick?
    
    
    
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18. 2017-09-18 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #78
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist i mean who the fuck would wanna bang an ugly chick

    sticking ones dick into a petting zoo friend is a step up from sticking ones dick into a nigger whore, you dirty faggot.
19. 2017-09-18 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #79
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Contact the ASPCA while you're at it.

    
    those PITA fags, too. they'd want to know about this.
20. 2017-09-18 at 10:25 PM UTC

    #80
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock sticking ones dick into a petting zoo friend is a step up from sticking ones dick into a nigger whore, you dirty faggot.

    
    do you do fail full time, or is it just something you do in your spare time, like a hobby of yours?
    
    
    
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