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20 tips for having sex with dogs

  1. #1
    will update soon. i've had sex with dogs 18 times in the past year and i've learned a lot from it.
  2. #2
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Everyone in this thread is fags.
  3. #3
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Are you going to put on your rapist face?
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SUHWEEEEET AROLINE, WAH HO HO HO
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]


    You're not...you know...a rapist, are you mmq?

    Children: yeah mqq are you?
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash

    You're not…you know…a rapist, are you mmq?

    Children: yeah mqq are you?

    The only raping I do is of my lungs and liver.

    So yes, a rapist I am. I AM!
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  7. #7
    1. dont use lube. i know it sounds counterintuitive but they dont understand what the sensation is and react badly
    2. make sure your dog is tired and not ready to fight back
    3. try to give your dog an enema first if you dont want her taking a shit all over your dick mid fuck
  8. #8
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Not an SG thread
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by matrix 1. dont use lube. i know it sounds counterintuitive but they dont understand what the sensation is and react badly
    2. make sure your dog is tired and not ready to fight back
    3. try to give your dog an enema first if you dont want her taking a shit all over your dick mid fuck

    You is such a troll
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    pics or it didnt happen
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I don't want to see pics if it did happen.
  12. #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash I don't want to see pics if it did happen.

    stfu and go fuck one of your farm-animal friends and post pics.
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  13. #13
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu and go fuck one of your farm-animal friends and post pics.

    Your insults are demeaning to yourself
  14. #14
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Joe Kane You only need one tip really.

    I don't get it
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Your insults are demeaning to yourself

    it wasnt an insult. it was matchmaking.
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  16. #16
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock it wasnt an insult. it was matchmaking.

    Nigga u ix juzt...shsh
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga u ix juzt…shsh

    youre an illiterate fucking nigger
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  18. #18
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre an illiterate fucking nigger

    Shsh won't do yur stupid
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Lanny Not an SG thread

    because it totally isnt spurious and general, which is so specific, right dipshit?
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  20. #20
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by matrix because it totally isnt spurious and general, which is so specific, right dipshit?

    This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread.

    Fucking retard. There are at least three other forums this fits in before SG.
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