Things you've put your dick inside

1. 2017-09-16 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Child molester called Chris Neil. He reportedly appeared in a bunch of CP with his face "swirled". IIRC he used a known/common Photoshop plugin or something to do the swirl, which Interpol recognized and then literally took his swirl pictures and just unswirled them by running it through the same process backwards. Then they hunted his ass down.

   
   Yeah, he did motion blur -> swirl, Gaussian blur is literally the button besides it which had he have used it he probably wouldn't have been in prison right now.
2. 2017-09-16 at 7:28 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   He probably thought it'd be mighty funny to put a whimsical little swirl on his face while raping kids.
3. 2017-09-16 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie He probably thought it'd be mighty funny to put a whimsical little swirl on his face while raping kids.

   
   Well, he wasn't wrong.
4. 2017-09-16 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   On the real though one time when I was 14 I took a bunch of leftover Thanksgiving ham and put it in a plastic bag with a bunch of hand soap and tried to fuck it.
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5. 2017-09-16 at 7:39 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Sophie He probably thought it'd be mighty funny to put a whimsical little swirl on his face while raping kids.

   
   i think its funny that he was too dumb to just simply use the paintbrush to cover his face.
   
   
   
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6. 2017-09-16 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 On the real though one time when I was 14 I took a bunch of leftover Thanksgiving ham and put it in a plastic bag with a bunch of hand soap and tried to fuck it.

   
   Thank you for this.
   
   Shouldve tried a can of that jellied cranberry sauce...unghhhhhh.
7. 2017-09-17 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I never got the foodfucking thing. Why?
   
   Fucking slices of dead pig in a plastic bag is some horrorfilm shit. Just think about it. Would you have fucked the animal if it wasn't cut up? Ugh. It somehow doesn't make it better to me if it'scut up. I dunno.
8. 2017-09-17 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   a pool I crashed
9. 2017-09-17 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † I never got the foodfucking thing. Why?
   
   Fucking slices of dead pig in a plastic bag is some horrorfilm shit. Just think about it. Would you have fucked the animal if it wasn't cut up? Ugh. It somehow doesn't make it better to me if it'scut up. I dunno.

   
   Cause when I was like ten I started going to www.jackinworld.com
   
   Or some shit, there were like a hundred user submitted tips for jacking off which all sucked but I still tried them. Lmao. Like humpin an unlubed couch or pulling your dick thru and jerkin it from the back.
10. 2017-09-17 at 5:33 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually this just reminded me of something. before i went to jail i was seeing this american girl for a little while. she made this weird joke that i didn't really get. something about you'll just have to stick your dick into raw liver in a jar or something. then she was going 'that's what you guys do tho isn't it?'. is that a thing over that side of the pond? coz i'd never fucking heard of it, lol. she was from new york so i can't imagine she knew infinitryshock either.
    
    
    
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11. 2017-09-17 at 5:35 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Finny grew up in NY. Queens to be exact. He ran away when the blackman moved in.
12. 2017-09-17 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #32
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh ok, maybe i fucked his cousin or summing then, lol.
    
    
    
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13. 2017-09-17 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #33
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by RisiR † I never got the foodfucking thing. Why?

    
    Doesn't stop women from stuffing cucumbers, sausages and rootabegas up their nippers
14. 2017-09-17 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #34
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah cucumbers i'm cool with, for the ladies tho obviously. raw meat tho is just gross. i mean could you imagine your bits stinking of raw liver. smell like that ain't so easy to get off either.
    
    
    
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15. 2017-09-17 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #35
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Doesn't stop women from stuffing cucumbers, sausages and rootabegas up their nippers

    
    Sausage ain't cool but I got no problem with cucumbers. I, for one, wouldn't fuck one, though.
    
    I've never seen a girl rub her clit with a potato.
16. 2017-09-17 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #36
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I have seen this, though.
    
    
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17. 2017-09-17 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    NO
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18. 2017-09-17 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I have seen this, though.
    
    

    
    Looks like my ex wife finally put her moneymaker where her mouth is
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19. 2017-09-17 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #39
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Can you imagine arguing with that bitch?
20. 2017-09-17 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Can you imagine arguing with that bitch?

    
    "You're a fucking cunt!"
    
    "I know."
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