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the sole purpose of the hobby of rock climbing is so people can have pictures taken of them
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2017-09-16 at 4:10 PM UTCfor IG or facebook, everyone just wants a picture of them with their shirt off climbing a rock grasping on the ledges and shit because their shoulders are flexing and everyone looks way more fit and muscular with their shoulders showing
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2017-09-16 at 4:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Joe Kane Real people do it because they like outdoors and shit.
no they don't
I am a real person, or at least I live among them and pretend to be, and they don't. Saying you like outdoors and rock climbing and hiking is just what people write on their dating app profiles to let people know they are ready to mate. -
2017-09-16 at 4:49 PM UTCNo faggot. Rock climbing is fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-16 at 4:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Joe Kane Sounds like you live in social media hell hole normie ville because where im from REAL rock climbers don't even use computers and all they do is live out in the wilderness so they can climb mountains and shit all day.
Sounds like your circle and the ones around you are a bunch of pansy ass faggots (no offense)
..then how do you know them? -
2017-09-16 at 4:51 PM UTC
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2017-09-16 at 5:02 PM UTC
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2017-09-16 at 6 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic for IG or facebook, everyone just wants a picture of them with their shirt off climbing a rock grasping on the ledges and shit because their shoulders are flexing and everyone looks way more fit and muscular with their shoulders showing
youre just jealous the closest thing to rock climbing youve ever done is when a pebble worked its way into your sock through those sexy flip-flops.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-16 at 6:02 PM UTC
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2017-09-16 at 6:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock thats the first thing people who know jack and shit about rock climbing say when they try to talk about it.
dont pretend that you have the first clue about rock climbing.
Okay, nice rebuttal faggot I guess it requires grip strength and core strength more, I just threw it out there. I don't do a lot of rock climbing but I do on occasion and it's just fun. I can see why people do it often for fun. What part of that do you disagree with? -
2017-09-16 at 6:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic No it's not. What the hell is fun about climbing up the side of a wall?
it has nothing to do with 'fun'
'fun' is tying little faggots like you into pretzels then playing 'lets see what fits' with your various orifices and assorted asymmetrically-shaped foreign objects.
rock climbing is about mental/muscular coordination, precision muscle control & development that no weight lifting can duplicate, then combined with the adrenaline high with the risk of getting to double- or triple-digit-feet heights and the ensuing risk of personal injury. -
2017-09-16 at 6:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock it has nothing to do with 'fun'
'fun' is tying little faggots like you into pretzels then playing 'lets see what fits' with your various orifices and assorted asymmetrically-shaped foreign objects.
rock climbing is about mental/muscular coordination, precision muscle control & development that no weight lifting can duplicate, then combined with the adrenaline high with the risk of getting to double- or triple-digit-feet heights and the ensuing risk of personal injury.
You wouldn't know the first thing about rock climbing you fat fuck. It's not about any of that. It's about FUN. The only reason you out it on a pedestal is because you'd probably break the rock wall with your sheer blubber. -
2017-09-16 at 6:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Okay, nice rebuttal faggot I guess it requires grip strength and core strength more, I just threw it out there. I don't do a lot of rock climbing but I do on occasion and it's just fun. I can see why people do it often for fun. What part of that do you disagree with?
that. as in, keep guessing enough and based on the laws of averages youll eventually get the right answer. like the saying goes...if there is an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them is going to type up the most sophisticated...and even more sophisticated...works of literature ever written by humanity.
it requires muscles to be used in ways that arent used in normal use. one time i was climbing around, holding a camera and slipped with my foot, then used one single finger to catch myself while still holding the camera. that doesnt happen in normal daily use of the human musculature system.
twist a trunk muscle (front abs...side 'abs'...lower back muscle...etc) then try to rock climb and see how much else is being used.
i didnt say i was disagreeing with anything. my post was more intended to be derogatory and hurtful to your feelings in the hopes that it'd make you cry, then youd post selfies of your pretty, pretty tears. -
2017-09-16 at 6:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon You wouldn't know the first thing about rock climbing you fat fuck. It's not about any of that. It's about FUN. The only reason you out it on a pedestal is because you'd probably break the rock wall with your sheer blubber.
moo, motherfucker.
now slather your pretty palate with the copious quantities of testicular goo i have saved up just for you. -
2017-09-17 at 4:21 PM UTCClimbing is my nemesis.
I've done it badly indoors. Rock climbing scares the shit out of me. -
2017-09-17 at 5:35 PM UTCSomeday, I might have the balls to climb a plastic rock wall at Dick's sporting goods.
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2017-09-18 at 2:51 AM UTCa few hours ago i climbed a tree to cut fucked-up branches. that was only slightly more difficult than 'normal' rock climbing. its an old tree so the bark was fractured enough for me to be able to jam my fingertips and thumbs into and get a grip.
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2017-09-18 at 3 AM UTC
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Someday, I might have the balls to climb a plastic rock wall at Dick's sporting goods.
my ex was into that shit. our first 'date' was at a place where they have rock climbing and she was wearing spandexie-like short-short-shorts that were like a cross between a bikini bottom and short-short-shorts with nothing underneath. when she spread her legs wide to get a foothold her lips were literally visible/exposed. i vividly remember the name of the shorts because of the label on them: 'get cheeky' -
2017-09-18 at 3:15 AM UTC
