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Why do americans make retarded spy movies?

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I like james bond because he likes to slap women, but every other movie is like a parody of parody, like the avengers, mr bean, Mortdecai, the kingsman, they are always are overly posh to the point of being unwatchable.

    The only spy movie I like with a british actor is crank because he doesn't act like a dandy


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    The International wasn't really really a spy movie but it was pretty good and spy:ish, you should check it out. It took itself seriously. If you want to watch a "real" spy movie, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is boring as fuck but also a pretty engaging real spy film.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Bill Krozby, good ol' bean, you just don't understand
    British theatrics.
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    But you're right, I do hate the parody like feel of most spy films. They can't do the genre right, so they amp up the clichés to 11 and just go for cheese instead. It's a lot easier and shittier, but it sells.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon But you're right, I do hate the parody like feel of most spy films. They can't do the genre right, so they amp up the clichés to 11 and just go for cheese instead. It's a lot easier and shittier, but it sells.

    Dude they've done it over and over and over. Especially if you look the current sci-fi movies coming out they always have collin ferrel or scarlet johanson, and its done the same way again.

    I want to go see the new blade runner because I liked the original but it looks like they chopped it up like they did total recall, phillip k dick is rolling in his grave, massively.

    I don't go to movies often, I only watch certain things that I have already had a specific interest in and they almost fail to deliver. The only recent pdk movie that was done right was a scanner darkly.


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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    How the fuck do you consider The Avengers or Mr. Bean spy movies?
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Anyway, kinda unrelated, but I've been thinking lately that someone should totally make a movie based on the Thief games.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery How the fuck do you consider The Avengers or Mr. Bean spy movies?

    because they were spy movies, and I don't mean the avengers the super hero movie I mean the the avengers with sean connery thats about british spies
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    british spies trying to fight against climate control against the illuminati.
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Never seen it. Or the superhero movie, for that matter. And Mr. Bean was always just a silly comedy, but I guess the movie was a spy movie, but I still think it was more of a stupid comedy than a spy movie.

    Movies are dumb. Our society is so overly saturated with a culture of glamorizing people for playing pretend. I can barely stand to watch most TV or movies nowadays. I tend to just see it as grown ups playing make-believe. It's rare that something actually has any immersion or any reason to be interesting. It baffles me why our society is so centered around that sort of thing.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Never seen it. Or the superhero movie, for that matter. And Mr. Bean was always just a silly comedy, but I guess the movie was a spy movie, but I still think it was more of a stupid comedy than a spy movie.

    Movies are dumb. Our society is so overly saturated with a culture of glamorizing people for playing pretend. I can barely stand to watch most TV or movies nowadays. I tend to just see it as grown ups playing make-believe. It's rare that something actually has any immersion or any reason to be interesting. It baffles me why our society is so centered around that sort of thing.

    I get what you're saying but there are some good movies out there that are actually well done.. I don't watch a lot myself, especially these days.

    But mr bean did have a spy movie.
    Scarlett Johansson did the live action ghost in the shell and other sci-fi movies in the last 6 years but it was very half assed.

    The comedy movies these days are all based around partying and girl power, I'm just pointing out the plight of american cinema, david.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-09-15T19:11:08.010447+00:00
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    In the first video of crank I didn't realize dennis from its always sunny was the nurse lol
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    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Never seen it. Or the superhero movie, for that matter. And Mr. Bean was always just a silly comedy, but I guess the movie was a spy movie, but I still think it was more of a stupid comedy than a spy movie.

    Movies are dumb. Our society is so overly saturated with a culture of glamorizing people for playing pretend. I can barely stand to watch most TV or movies nowadays. I tend to just see it as grown ups playing make-believe. It's rare that something actually has any immersion or any reason to be interesting. It baffles me why our society is so centered around that sort of thing.

    He means Johnny English
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    My friend told me about crank, haven't watched it yet.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Why do Americans make retarded movies?

    Fixed
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