I sort of have this problem

1. 2017-09-16 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RisiR † False but I'd rather not have one if it was an online forum.

   
   im pretty sure no one wants to have a girlfriend thats an online forum...
2. 2017-09-16 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by SBTlauien I'm a bit cynical when it comes to any type of relationship(which is why I have none). But a girl leaving for a few days to visit friends sound a bit like there is more going on. Unless her friends are married and don't cheat, I'd be worried.
   
   You say that you live at her place, and you use to live in your car. As far as looks go, how do you compare to her?

   
   you're a dummy, he must really knock that pussy out real well if she will let him rule her house while she goes on vacation.
   And how does visiting friends sound like theres a bit more going on? like how did you come to that conclusion.
   
   
   Bitches ain't loyal, dawg
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3. 2017-09-16 at 2 AM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Even if that chicken is seeing someone else, totse2001 shouldn't care, he's got the upper hand and that hen considering he doesn't have a lot to offer (no offense)
   
   But a lot of guys have a paranoid tendency to act like swappers, I hate to say this but my dad would call my mom at random times and bitch her out about what she was up to. And the thing is she wasn't doing anything, and he would do that about other things as well.
   
   And girls do it as well, I have 2 rooms in my apartment one is my cats and the other is my bedroom, so when i have a hen over (i never sleep) I will grab my laptop and go to the other room early in the morning and drink coffee on my cats couch while she sleeps, hell I might even walk to the beer store at 7 and get a morning brew.
   
   But when some of these girls wake up they are kinda pissed off and will walk to the doorway of my (i took the door off) cats room and be like "well what are you up to?"
   
   or when I come back from the beer store they are sitting in my room agressively putting on makeup and ask me something really out of leftfield like "is the reason you go to the other room with your laptop is because you have some kind of fetish?"
   
   and thats really annoying considering I was only doing that just to not wake her up and to have a few minutes to myself to shit poast and check emails and drink coffee with my cat.
4. 2017-09-16 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I CAUGHT YOU JACKING OFF IN YOUR JACK OFF ROOM FAGGOT!
5. 2017-09-16 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Something akin to the "you were never really there" low-blow, huh? Interesting.

   
   Where you at ground zero? is that what you're saying?
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by RisiR † Totse is your girlfriend.

   
   I am my own girlfriend!
6. 2017-09-16 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Even if that chicken is seeing someone else, totse2001 shouldn't care, he's got the upper hand and that hen considering he doesn't have a lot to offer (no offense)

   
   no, she's a real sweetheart of a person. and fell in love with me (and I don't know why) as I did with her. She finishes my thoughts/sentenses when I have a hard time talking. She allowed me to stay at her house but has hardly let anyone in her house that she was casually friends with in the past, she did so while I had the flu and living in my car. No "Christian friends or strangers" did so.
   
   everything I say will have a psychological throwcover terminology to it. she has Florence Nightengale effect disorder or something else.
7. 2017-09-16 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #27
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Totse the website is SpectraL's girlfriend.
   
   You are seriously fucked in the head, hasbarat.
8. 2017-09-16 at 3 AM UTC

   #28
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 My Girlfriend left to see friends for a few days and the dishes are stacking up in the sink and the garbage is starting to stink. what should I do?

   
   Be a fucking gentleman and do what needs to be done.
   
   
   I know you're only trying to ruffle my jimmies
9. 2017-09-16 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #29
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Hasbarat killed an innocent women and now lives in her house, wearing her clothes.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery, 
   • mashlehash, 
   • RestStop
10. 2017-09-16 at 3:27 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Hasbarat killed an innocent women and now lives in her house, wearing her clothes.

    
    Lol
11. 2017-09-16 at 6:09 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † Hasbarat killed an innocent women and now lives in her house, wearing her clothes.

    
    0_0
    
    got damn it.. Now I have to cut off another finger and singe it and find a homeless dude to steal his ID and SS number.
    
    
    see you all on the other side.
12. 2017-09-17 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #32
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby And how does visiting friends sound like theres a bit more going on? like how did you come to that conclusion.

    
    Because bitches ain't loyal.
13. 2017-09-17 at 9:20 AM UTC

    #33
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Dawg.