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    My Girlfriend left to see friends for a few days and the dishes are stacking up in the sink and the garbage is starting to stink. what should I do?
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Molotov everything
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    get another girlfriend
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    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Molotov everything

    Seems in the past few weeks someone already has been trying



    Originally posted by aldra get another girlfriend

    Ahh but then i have to get a new place to veg or go back into my car 7/7 instead of just a few days a week.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Seems in the past few weeks someone already has been trying





    Ahh but then i have to get a new place to veg or go back into my car 7/7 instead of just a few days a week.

    I seriously hoping you're joking if you're girlfriend really allows/makes you sleep in your car at times.
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    Do the dishes and clean the house so when she comes back she feels bad for fucking all those guys on her days away.
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    Originally posted by Enter Do the dishes and clean the house so when she comes back she feels bad for fucking all those guys on her days away.

    When you're past 40s it's to be expected.

    I just don't know what to do with the dishwater pillow pack. do I just throw the fucker next to those heating coils or in that cup thing on the door? how does it open on its own once it's shut.

    At least I can vacuum and tighty shit up.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 My Girlfriend left to see friends for a few days and the dishes are stacking up in the sink and the garbage is starting to stink. what should I do?

    lol dude I'm doing dishes and cleaning my place and doing laundry right now. And I don't even have a dishwasher.

    My gf has been away for 2 weeks with her family. man up chicken.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RestStop I seriously hoping you're joking if you're girlfriend really allows/makes you sleep in your car at times.

    my friend is sean is 44 and he's only got a few options, he can sleep in his car downtown, or he drive out to elgin to sleep in his mobile home thats completely ratty or he can sleep at his gf's place if she isn't being a bitch. (he actually used to sleep at dc cupcake wars girls place before I even knew him) I would tell her kick his faggot ass out so I can come hang, and she would, then 7 months I start working with the dude and we connect the dots and he's like "you're that asshole that made me sleep in my car?!"

    he was pretty frothy about it, I've since asked him he wants to shower and spend the night at my place but he won't accept.

    I don't think totse2001 is joking, this is the plight of many older men these days unfortunately.

    And plus if she's letting him stay at her place while she's gone why not just do the dishes?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If she's "gone for days" to "see friends", that usually means the relationship is drawing to a close, brother.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If she's "gone for days" to "see friends", that usually means the relationship is drawing to a close, brother.

    not really its just some people aren't complete titty babies and have their own lives, don't be so negative spectral. The fact that she lets him stay at her place means she obviously trust him.

    If I had a gf that I didn't want to be around I wouldn't burden my friends by leaving for days and staying with them, I'd tell her to gtfo
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my gf has been away for 2 weeks in colorado with her family and still text me and sends me pix and has made plans to come see me when she gets back
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just fake an injury to excuse yourself from cleaning up the mess. get your leg in plaster should do it. then when she's back she won't complain about cleaning all your mess up for you.



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    Originally posted by -SpectraL If she's "gone for days" to "see friends", that usually means the relationship is drawing to a close, brother.

    Hey thanks alot, SprectraL nice low blow. Pal


    Yeah Bill Krozby I'll just empty out the dishwasher and lay the pillow thing on the rack somewhere. I took all the garbage out and vacuumed .. I'm gonna vacuum again because I'm not supposed to wear shoes in the house and I fucking did. Fucking White People and their shoes in the house, Am I right?

    we're like the only ones who fucking do that.
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    I have family members who have told me to become self relient. This is not a bragging thing, it truly is about 2 1/2 to 3 times more expensive for half the size of a home in the Bay Area. Even Oakland is getting expensive.


    these phucking phaggoted rideshares could charge these 6 figure or more hipster techie and rich folks a lot more money for a ride.. and they would still rather take rideshare over a stinky taxi if rideshares were a little bit more.

    the HQ is in SF but we're the third highest paid drivers.. I can Understand NYC but fucking LA?
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hey thanks alot, SprectraL nice low blow. Pal
    ..


    Something akin to the "you were never really there" low-blow, huh? Interesting.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Something akin to the "you were never really there" low-blow, huh? Interesting.

    Totse is your girlfriend.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^riser has no gf.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    False but I'd rather not have one if it was an online forum.
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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I'm a bit cynical when it comes to any type of relationship(which is why I have none). But a girl leaving for a few days to visit friends sound a bit like there is more going on. Unless her friends are married and don't cheat, I'd be worried.

    You say that you live at her place, and you use to live in your car. As far as looks go, how do you compare to her?
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