2017-09-15 at 1:20 AM UTC
And every one of you should consider it as an option as a cheap, healthy and delicious breakfast. Now before you all start to get antsy, let me get to the nitty gritty of why oatmeal is the shit:
1. It's healthy. A burst of low glycemic index carbs with just basic oatmeal (it is strongly recommended to upgrade)
2. It'cheap af. I don't really know the exact prices but its like 3 or 4 dollars for one of those big ass tubes I think. Even less if you buy it in bulk.
3. You can add shit in to it to make it better, like seeds, nuts, and dried or fresh fruits. Sweet shit will get digested slower since its being eating alongside a slow digesting food, so you can get away with eating a lot of fruit here. I usually use like a whole fucking banana, pumpkin seeds (bought from the bulk aisle), wheat germ, almonds and walnuts but those are kinda expensive. You can also do chia and flax. Whatever floats your boat man. You can also mix peanut butter into it which can easily add calories and some protein for bodybuilders. If you get the peanut butter, the walnuts, and a little from the oatmeal that's a decent amount of protein.
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2017-09-15 at 1:24 AM UTC
Like your day just feels a lot better after eating a big bowl of oatmeal than bacon and cheese and shit right? It does for me.
2017-09-15 at 3:11 AM UTC
nah man i got to admit pizza is delicious but stuffing a bunch of hot mozzarella down your throat won't do shit but make you fat and lazy yadida
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2017-09-15 at 4:49 AM UTC
Mix pizza into your oatmeal.
2017-09-15 at 3:37 PM UTC
-SpectraL
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I had to eat a bowl of oatmeal every single day for the first 14 years of my life. Try that.
2017-09-15 at 3:45 PM UTC
kroz
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Originally posted by Joe Kane
I prefer Goatmeal.
I prefer gontmeal
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2017-09-15 at 3:57 PM UTC
kroz
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Originally posted by Number13
Baby spectral with a massive bowl in front of him and a spoon that's too big
Also what's the difference between oatmeal and porridge? I thought they were interchangeable
porridge is what you're going to be drinking after you make me cum, you nigger bottom fag!
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2017-09-15 at 4:36 PM UTC
To get the full nutritional value you have to boof it.
2017-09-15 at 6:44 PM UTC
Yeah porridge is the bomb. It also makes my shit's real satisfying and bulky.
2017-09-15 at 8:35 PM UTC
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You can ways tell if your menu is healthy by the size, texture, aroma, length, girth and delivery of your shits.