The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition

1. 2017-09-13 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #181
   Purewhitepanda Houston
   im going to have a dog head transplanted where my penis is. It will be god's gift to woman. They will receive max pleasure with the long tounge and wet nose and i can fuck them nice and deep with the dog snout and lick around inside
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2. 2017-09-14 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #182
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Purewhitepanda im going to have a dog head transplanted where my penis is. It will be god's gift to woman. They will receive max pleasure with the long tounge and wet nose and i can fuck them nice and deep with the dog snout and lick around inside

   
   I'm going to find you, and when you die I'm going to take this quote, buy you a headstone, and have it engraved on that headstone.
3. 2017-09-14 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #183
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Purewhitepanda im going to have a dog head transplanted where my penis is. It will be god's gift to woman. They will receive max pleasure with the long tounge and wet nose and i can fuck them nice and deep with the dog snout and lick around inside

   
   Terry!
4. 2017-09-14 at 5:25 AM UTC

   #184
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I been banging this native ho off and on since summer and have this urge to blow my load into her pow wow hole. Dare to take the pregnant pill fam?
5. 2017-09-14 at 8:55 AM UTC

   #185
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RestStop I been banging this native ho off and on since summer and have this urge to blow my load into her pow wow hole. Dare to take the pregnant pill fam?

   
   fuck yeah. a girl ain't your girl till you come in her.
   
   
   
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6. 2017-09-14 at 9:59 AM UTC

   #186
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Purewhitepanda im going to have a dog head transplanted where my penis is. It will be god's gift to woman. They will receive max pleasure with the long tounge and wet nose and i can fuck them nice and deep with the dog snout and lick around inside

   
   The fuck my nigga
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7. 2017-09-14 at 10:21 AM UTC

   #187
   Purewhitepanda Houston

   Originally posted by mashlehash The fuck my nigga

   
   Sorry but i don't fuck NIGGAZ
8. 2017-09-14 at 10:23 AM UTC

   #188
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Sorry but i don't fuck NIGGAZ

   
   Even if she do got a nice booty?
9. 2017-09-14 at 10:28 AM UTC

   #189
   Purewhitepanda Houston

   Originally posted by mashlehash Even if she do got a nice booty?

   
   Ok i'll make a acceptation, but you owe me one
10. 2017-09-14 at 11:07 AM UTC

    #190
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Ok i'll make a acceptation, but you owe me one

    
    As long as she ain't dirty with STD's and has good hygiene.
11. 2017-09-14 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #191
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by mashlehash As long as she ain't dirty with STD's and has good hygiene.

    
    Ok i got you one with below average hygiene and doesn't have STD's but only one and a nice BOotY
12. 2017-09-14 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #192
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist smart people don't brag about being smart because they are smart enough to realize that people who brag about being smart look stupid.

    
    no, its because the dumb people, who are the overwhelming majority, get jealous and lash out.
    
    i used to be that way...now i do it intentionally and enjoy the out-lashing and ensuing reaper-cussions.
13. 2017-09-14 at 10:41 PM UTC

    #193
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock no, its because the dumb people, who are the overwhelming majority, get jealous and lash out.
    
    i used to be that way…now i do it intentionally and enjoy the out-lashing and ensuing reaper-cussions.

    
    you used to be dumb? you still are pal
    
    
    
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14. 2017-09-15 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #194
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by NARCassist you used to be dumb? you still are pal
    
    
    
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15. 2017-09-15 at 1:11 AM UTC

    #195
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock no, its because the dumb people, who are the overwhelming majority, get jealous and lash out.
    
    i used to be that way…now i do it intentionally and enjoy the out-lashing and ensuing reaper-cussions.

    
    The only thing you now do intentionally is go out of your way to ensure my cock is in your butt as often as possible.
16. 2017-09-15 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #196
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ The only thing you now do intentionally is go out of your way to ensure your cock is in my butt as often as possible.

    
    I know I really try my best to insure that my sweet sweet butt fuck lover....I promise to gape your asshole as much as i can humanly do possible without killing you my butt anus strong hole lover. xoxoxo
17. 2017-09-15 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #197
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda I know I really try my best to insure that my sweet sweet butt fuck lover….I promise to gape your asshole as much as i can humanly do possible without killing you my butt anus strong hole lover. xoxoxo

    
    You have the eloquence of a ZILLION GAZELLES.
18. 2017-09-15 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #198
    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ You have the eloquence of a ZILLION GAZELLES.

    
    KISSES MY LOVE
19. 2017-09-15 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #199
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You have the eloquence of a ZILLION GAZELLES.

    
    you have the body odor of a zillion gazelles.
20. 2017-09-15 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #200
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ The only thing you now do intentionally is go out of your way to ensure my cock is in your butt as often as possible.

    
    retard.