2017-09-06 at 3:11 AM UTC
I think pecans are the best nut, but pistachios are a close second. The only thing I don't like about pecans are their ridiculous fat content.
2017-09-06 at 3:14 AM UTC
In a lot of ways, a good pecan is just like a vagina.
2017-09-10 at 4:42 PM UTC
The best nut is having your flaccid meth dick jerked off with baby Oil by an asian girl with pretty eyes making direct eyecontact with you while licking her lips and moaning.
2017-09-10 at 4:47 PM UTC
Brazil nuts were a surprise discovery.
Hazelnuts are tops.
Not actually a nut but honourable mention to water chestnuts, which are dope snacks.
2017-09-10 at 4:52 PM UTC
Walnut, Peanut, Macadamia.
2017-09-10 at 5:06 PM UTC
The one when you've gone through .200+ of meth *skrt skrt skrt* Nah Peanuts probably.
2017-09-10 at 5:07 PM UTC
the ones hanging down below my cock.
someone come taste them.
2017-09-10 at 5:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock
the ones hanging down below my cock.
someone come taste them.
Tic-tacs aren't nuts
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2017-09-11 at 11:32 AM UTC
Brazil nuts
Enjoy them while it lasts because soon it will probably be illegal to harvest them
2017-09-11 at 11:40 AM UTC
Of course Jill popped in with the obvious basix bitch already implied joke. Jill, at what age were you diagnosed with simple-mind syndrome?
Pistachios, for sure. The red ones.
2017-09-13 at 3:57 PM UTC
Esplender
Tuskegee Airman
[my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
I liek pistachios, hazelnuts, peanuts, walnuts...
And the nut that I blast all over a pair of titties.
