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What non-physical/monetary thing would you trade for a physical one?

  1. #21
    Maybe my worst memories for physical scars equivalent to them, anywhere but my face.
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Yeah, but they're obviously very different. If you want to go the physicalism route then things get very boring very quickly. Just admit that you aren't creative enough to engage in this discussion and then leave this thread quietly.

    you got me there.

    however, i have a counter offer.

    threadjacking.

    this thread is now about me sticking my dick into your orifices. all of them. at the same time.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Maybe my worst memories for physical scars equivalent to them, anywhere but my face.

    That's an interesting one. Which memories would you give up?
  4. #24
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 That's an interesting one. Which memories would you give up?

    Being Pakistani.
  5. #25
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I would trade my dick for continuous orgasm that never stopped
  6. #26
    Originally posted by mashlehash I would trade my dick for continuous orgasm that never stopped

    Sounds pretty cumbersome tbh.
  7. #27
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Sounds pretty cumbersome tbh.

    How so?
  8. #28
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'll just pee like a woman on the toilet
  9. #29
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 That's an interesting one. Which memories would you give up?

    All of the fights I had with the first person I loved would be a big chunk. I wish I could do the same for her. I did something terrible. She did a bunch of less terrible things. We had horrific fights. I never hit her but I sure wanted to, I'm glad I at least had my self control in that.

    I think the emotional scars from those ones were terrible enough that however ugly they are physically, I'd prefer them.

    If I could forget them without losing the growth I experienced because of them (I'm assuming I'd more or less be the same person I am now, but I'd just permanently forget those things, the same way you forget something that happened a long time ago which you never bothered to recall), I actually think I could say I've lived my life without regrets.

    I think at this point, I don't feel much pain from those memories. Just some sense of disappointment. I was highly mature in many ways at the time, but a kid when it came to relationships, and I had no control over my emotions at the time. I also made a stupid, critical mistake on the first few steps along the way.

    It's basically in the past for me now, and I've dealt with all my demons regarding that time in my life. All that remains is for those memories to fade away, and for something good to take their place.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Being Pakistani.

    I wouldn't give up my heritage for the world. Any time that I've denied it here is purely for laughs. It's part of who I am, and I am very proud to be who I am.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by mashlehash How so?

    There is a good documentary on this about a woman who has spontaneous orgasms all day long. It basically gets in the way of her whole life because she can't escape it.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 There is a good documentary on this about a woman who has spontaneous orgasms all day long. It basically gets in the way of her whole life because she can't escape it.

    Why escape it nigga just chill smoke some weed cum all day, shit you don't even need nothing at that point
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I wouldn't give up my heritage for the world. Any time that I've denied it here is purely for laughs. It's part of who I am, and I am very proud to be who I am.

    Why are you proud of something you have no control over?
  14. #34
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Why are you proud of something you have no control over?

    Did you fail at athletic abilities? I didn't say I was proud of the fact that I am a Pakistani. I'm proud of who I am, and my being a Pakistani is part of who I am, therefore I have no problem with it.
  15. #35
    "I'm so glad the weather was so beautiful on your birthday last year, and I'm so proud that everything I set up worked out"

    "WHY ARE YOU PROUD OF THE WEATHER? YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER"
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Did you fail at athletic abilities? I didn't say I was proud of the fact that I am a Pakistani. I'm proud of who I am, and my being a Pakistani is part of who I am, therefore I have no problem with it.

    Yeah I did. I'm going to bed now I'm tired as fuck.

    I hope you die a horrific but relatively painless death due to alliGAYtor related projectiles.
  17. #37
    Holy fuck Lanny, that one is brilliant.
  18. #38
    alliGAYtor
  19. #39
    Kek
  20. #40
    COCKodile
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