What non-physical/monetary thing would you trade for a physical one?

1. 2017-09-09 at 4:37 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   To clarify: You are trading something which is non-physical/monetary. Do not give me any bullshit like the soul. Souls and consciousness and similar non-things are disqualified from this thread. I'm talking like, trading your ability to sleep for a million dollars type deal. Try to make the deal FAIR though so we aren't just trading a million jillion dollars for everything. Make your deal as equal as you can.
   
   I think I'd like to trade my sense of smell for something. Maybe a bionic eye. I don't smell very well as is so the eye wouldn't do much. Maybe some infrared. I'm okay with having glasses so I don't see a need there. Would rather have a new power.
2. 2017-09-09 at 4:39 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   That's a really hard question I'll be honest
3. 2017-09-09 at 4:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash That's a really hard question I'll be honest

   
   Alright, what if you were forced to lose your sense of arousal? What would you want in return? What do you think is fair?
4. 2017-09-09 at 4:47 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Alright, what if you were forced to lose your sense of arousal? What would you want in return? What do you think is fair?

   
   Well when you ask you like that I think that I would want a sixth sense which is kind of stupid I guess because I have to describe what the sense is but I'm saying I would want the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans or animals
5. 2017-09-09 at 4:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   All of my secrets and lies for true love.
6. 2017-09-09 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   ^Those both kinda seem non-physical.
7. 2017-09-09 at 5:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Well when you ask you like that I think that I would want a sixth sense which is kind of stupid I guess because I have to describe what the sense is but I'm saying I would want the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans or animals

   
   What would you use it for if they couldn't communicate back? Would be kinda weird. Also, could you manipulate your voice in the telepathy world as you can in real life? Would be kind of fun imposing shitty Trump quotes onto an entire SJW rally.
8. 2017-09-09 at 5:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery ^Those both kinda seem non-physical.

   
   Forgive him, English is not his first language.
9. 2017-09-09 at 5:03 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 What would you use it for if they couldn't communicate back? Would be kinda weird. Also, could you manipulate your voice in the telepathy world as you can in real life? Would be kind of fun imposing shitty Trump quotes onto an entire SJW rally.

   
   I will turn into a six sociopath that would know exactly what they wanted and what they didn't want and what I could do to push them towards my favor of Sensational realism of Good Feelings
10. 2017-09-09 at 5:21 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 To clarify: You are trading something which is non-physical/monetary. Do not give me any bullshit like the soul. Souls and consciousness and similar non-things are disqualified from this thread. I'm talking like, trading your ability to sleep for a million dollars type deal. Try to make the deal FAIR though so we aren't just trading a million jillion dollars for everything. Make your deal as equal as you can.
    
    I think I'd like to trade my sense of smell for something. Maybe a bionic eye. I don't smell very well as is so the eye wouldn't do much. Maybe some infrared. I'm okay with having glasses so I don't see a need there. Would rather have a new power.

    
    ill trade you my next rectal discharge for my usage of your own rectum in any way i see fit.
11. 2017-09-09 at 5:22 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I would trade my hands for a constant sensation of a blowjob
12. 2017-09-09 at 5:22 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by infinityshock ill trade you my next rectal discharge for my usage of your own rectum in any way i see fit.

    
    
    Those are both physical things.
13. 2017-09-09 at 5:24 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Those are both physical things.

    
    then so is the sense of smell or a bionic eye
14. 2017-09-09 at 5:25 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I would trade my hands for a constant sensation of a blowjob

    
    its a deal.
    
    give me your hands.
    
    ill lop off your dick and sew it to your lips.
15. 2017-09-09 at 5:25 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Don't backsass me.
16. 2017-09-09 at 5:27 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock its a deal.
    
    give me your hands.
    
    ill lop off your dick and sew it to your lips.

    
    How is that even logical that makes no fucking sense why are you such a failure of a human being
17. 2017-09-09 at 5:27 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock then so is the sense of smell or a bionic eye

    
    Yeah, but they're obviously very different. If you want to go the physicalism route then things get very boring very quickly. Just admit that you aren't creative enough to engage in this discussion and then leave this thread quietly.
18. 2017-09-09 at 5:28 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery ^Those both kinda seem non-physical.

    
    "True love" would be a physical person who truly loves me and who I truly love. I guess their emotion is nonphysical, but I think the person counts.
19. 2017-09-09 at 5:28 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash How is that even logical that makes no fucking sense why are you such a failure of a human being

    
    you wanted the sensation of a blowjob, retard.
20. 2017-09-09 at 5:29 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I will turn into a six sociopath that would know exactly what they wanted and what they didn't want and what I could do to push them towards my favor of Sensational realism of Good Feelings

    
    How does one turn into six sociopaths?
    
    What would you guys trade Happiness for? Would you be willing to rule/control/own the world for 300 years in exchange for happiness? I think it could be pretty selfless if done right.