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How superior I am to other humans, explained statistically
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2017-09-08 at 4:07 AM UTCyou're a trans man who anally molested his mother with malaria and was diagnosed with autism as a newborn
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2017-09-08 at 4:10 AM UTCyou're a whish whamblers
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2017-09-08 at 4:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I attempted to take a shit that was that color this morning in a trash bag in the ladies room at the grocery store and most of it missed, I immediately left after rather than shopping, I feel bad for whoever had to clean that up. That womens room was disgusting.
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2017-09-08 at 4:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Why were you shitting in a trash bag and why in the lady's room?
Your story is the most interesting thing in this thread so far.
because I was driving to the store to go shopping and while almost there my stomach got really upset and I almost shit myself in my car, when I parked and got out of the car I could barely run because I was clenching my tight fucking cheeks so hard, I made it to the mens room but some asshole was in the only stall so I went into the womens room, the womens room was fucking disgusting, piss every where all over the toilet and all over the floor around it so I pulled the trash bag out of the trash can (the trash can was mounted to the wall and had a paper towel holder over it so I wouldnt of been able to lean my asshole over it.
It was fucked up but at least i didnt shit myself. , it was a lot of diarrhea.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-08 at 4:16 AM UTC
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2017-09-08 at 4:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by matrix Iq of 152 = 1/2000
7/10 attractiveness = approx 1/10
badass sociopath druggy = approx 1/200
2000 × 10 x 200 = 4,000,000
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Iq of 155 = 1/3000
10/10 attractiveness = approx 1/1000000
badass Russian with adopted son = approx 1/9000
3000 × 1000000 × 9000 = 2.7 × 10^13
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2017-09-08 at 4:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby because I was driving to the store to go shopping and while almost there my stomach got really upset and I almost shit myself in my car, when I parked and got out of the car I could barely run because I was clenching my tight fucking cheeks so hard, I made it to the mens room but some asshole was in the only stall so I went into the womens room, the womens room was fucking disgusting, piss every where all over the toilet and all over the floor around it so I pulled the trash bag out of the trash can (the trash can was mounted to the wall and had a paper towel holder over it so I wouldnt of been able to lean my asshole over it.
It was fucked up but at least i didnt shit myself. , it was a lot of diarrhea.
oh yeah and while i was spraying ass on the outside of the bag i was also pissing because I was letting it all rip real quick. (no other way around it) and the piss was hitting the floor and coming down stream towards my shoes, so i pushed harder, I felt like i was in an urgent situation like a "saw" movie or something and did what i had to real quick. Managed get out. I kinda don't really feel that bad about it, because the diarrhea all over the floor i sprayed just complimented how dirty that restroom was. like I'd never been in such a disgusting bathroom in all my life. and there was shit papers in the tampon trash can, like why not flush? I didn't bother to flush my toilet paper that was luckily located on the sink insatead of by the toilet because I'd rather of walked out with a shitty ass than swim my way to that toilet.
It was awful. women are more disgusting than men. That are or some dude went rich in the womens bathroom just to purposely fuck it up.
I'm so paranoid and OCD like I imagined all the potential droplets that i might have stepped on even though i was away from most of the original disaster and went and wiped my feet on the grass outside the store and my shoes are outside my place until i wash them. I would of been civil and actually sat on the seat but I had no other option but to do what I did.
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2017-09-08 at 4:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh yeah and while i was spraying ass on the outside of the bag i was also pissing because I was letting it all rip real quick. (no other way around it) and the piss was hitting the floor and coming down stream towards my shoes, so i pushed harder, I felt like i was in an urgent situation like a "saw" movie or something and did what i had to real quick. Managed get out. I kinda don't really feel that bad about it, because the diarrhea all over the floor i sprayed just complimented how dirty that restroom was. like I'd never been in such a disgusting bathroom in all my life. and there was shit papers in the tampon trash can, like why not flush? I didn't bother to flush my toilet paper that was luckily located on the sink insatead of by the toilet because I'd rather of walked out with a shitty ass than swim my way to that toilet.
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2017-09-08 at 4:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I attempted to take a shit that was that color this morning in a trash bag in the ladies room at the grocery store and most of it missed, I immediately left after rather than shopping, I feel bad for whoever had to clean that up. That womens room was disgusting.
if youd make your clients wear rubbers...or at least pull out before blowing their load up your shithole...you wont have that problem with explosive diarrhea. you know how niggers are when they shoot their load up you... -
2017-09-08 at 4:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh yeah and while i was spraying ass on the outside of the bag i was also pissing because I was letting it all rip real quick. (no other way around it) and the piss was hitting the floor and coming down stream towards my shoes, so i pushed harder, I felt like i was in an urgent situation like a "saw" movie or something and did what i had to real quick. Managed get out. I kinda don't really feel that bad about it, because the diarrhea all over the floor i sprayed just complimented how dirty that restroom was. like I'd never been in such a disgusting bathroom in all my life. and there was shit papers in the tampon trash can, like why not flush? I didn't bother to flush my toilet paper that was luckily located on the sink insatead of by the toilet because I'd rather of walked out with a shitty ass than swim my way to that toilet.
It was awful. women are more disgusting than men. That are or some dude went rich in the womens bathroom just to purposely fuck it up.
I'm so paranoid and OCD like I imagined all the potential droplets that i might have stepped on even though i was away from most of the original disaster and went and wiped my feet on the grass outside the store and my shoes are outside my place until i wash them. I would of been civil and actually sat on the seat but I had no other option but to do what I did.
fucking shit...youre a degenerate mexican. youre living up to the stereotype of the average dirty nigger.
you may as well scoop it up and roll around in it...mebbe toss a few handfuls around for the audience. -
2017-09-08 at 4:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock fucking shit…youre a degenerate mexican. youre living up to the stereotype of the average dirty nigger.
you may as well scoop it up and roll around in it…mebbe toss a few handfuls around for the audience.
so what would you have done shit your pants? you're weird. Funny thing though it was a store called fiesta lolololl -
2017-09-08 at 4:37 AM UTC
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2017-09-08 at 4:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock fucking shit…youre a degenerate mexican. youre living up to the stereotype of the average dirty nigger.
you may as well scoop it up and roll around in it…mebbe toss a few handfuls around for the audience.
and by the way I'm an american, and a texan.
Anyone here remember that totse member "the texan shit stain"? lolol -
2017-09-08 at 4:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock if youd make your clients wear rubbers…or at least pull out before blowing their load up your shithole…you wont have that problem with explosive diarrhea. you know how niggers are when they shoot their load up you…
no I don't know, sounds like you have some experience with black cocks cumming in your booty hole, you need to quit projecting.
