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I masturbated five times today

  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Masturbation, Masturbation, Masturbation.

    And it was GOOD
  2. #2
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That's not a miscalculation.

    Five fucking times.

    My fucking testicles hurt
  3. #3
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What if it was scientifically proven that you could get dick infections from masturbating too much?
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Rank them from worst to best.
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It feels like someone's been yanking on my balls with a ratchet
  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    MQ it's all the same





    It's All The Same
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    well fucking appease me anyway
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    faggot
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I've used up my remains

    Killed my love to be

    It comes out like murky spring water, now.
  10. #10
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Live it, love it, it's just my children :(
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